I have a chef, Ivan Cook.
He's buff, bald, and basically my kitchen's version of the butler Brutus. Human.
He uses kitchen implements like weapons. Especially knives. Butcher OR butter. He is frackin' SCARY. I plan on adding more of him in "Greetings" soon.
And me arming him with a magical rod that can change into numerous cooking utensil-based weapons didn't help to make him any less frightening.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)