New Beginning (cont'd)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um...I'll see what others say...

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[jester_of_god]

false, with the ability of reality manipulation thrown into the fray it would always be a tie.

[neogenetica]

But dident you say that the jesters ripples make you immune to reality bending?Even though there are several ways to counter that.

[jester_of_god]

yep, immune to reality bending and pretty much any change besides direct physical influence ore metaphysical influence..........but even if I'm immune to reality to reality bending that doesn't mean the bender can't alter themselves and everything else.

[Myself]

I summon a self-replicating Alex Mercer, fully powered. I then say to him "GO NUTS!" while inside an enemy base. By "self replicating" I mean when he has at least twice his original biomass, he can send an amount equal to the original biomass to work independently.

This should be amusing; how long will it take for hundreds to appear?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

.....If they go on a rampage I'm sending in my Chuck Norris.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, if YOU get one, I'll buy my own...

[jester_of_god]

....get what, I had to make my Chuck Norris.

[neogenetica]

Fine then I make pink bean.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Jester: Fine...make one. Then I'll just ask CN for some DNA, and clone him. Granted he'll want to roundhouse-kick my face in, but that's what replicates are for.

*Uses Quantakinesis, asks CN for a DNA sample, and he gladly agrees, in the form of a very hard bootless roundhouse kick. As my dupe pulls himself from the imprint he left in the wall, he pulls something from his jaw. A hair sample!*

"Um...I got a hair sample from his FOOT?"

"Nope. I hit you with my fist."

"But, but...it felt like a roundhouse kick! And I coulda sworn I saw you do the roundhouse motion!"

"...SO?"

Leaving it at that, the dupe heads off to the lab.

[jester_of_god]

......there's a joke here about what Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks look like in super slow motion, but it is not appropriate for children. The odd's are he punched you in the mouth, set you on fire, put the fire out, drowned you, chopped your arms off, surgically reattached them, and then roundhouse kicked you in the face.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

O.o

[jester_of_god]

.....even then it's not as bad as the original joke.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Eh, just say it. If it's bad, I'll delete it.

[jester_of_god]

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

obtained from http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

[Celadon's Penultimate]

O.0

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Uh...

Time to add a little to the Official RP thread.

[jester_of_god]

I tried to warn you, by the way the kill switch summons the actual Chuck Norris....it's the only way to stop it that doesn't involve my direct influence....judging by the site I based him off of.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

The only way to stop what? The sodomy?