New Beginning (cont'd)

[Myself]

Wow. Almost forgot about those.

Thanks for reminding me. I ready the drop bears for combat.

[neogenetica]

I use biological manipulation to grow huge trees with overlaping canopys to give them an optimal attack area.

[jester_of_god]

what was a drop bear again....by the way I wonder how many monsters wev'e actually made and then forgotten about at this point...

[Myself]

Thanks. This is the end of the line for this version of Chuck Norris, especially sine I froze a few Mercer's and have them ready to attack him when the drop bears do.

I use Research Zone to make turrets which:
-Bury themselves until their target approaches.
-Use self-replication techniques to make more of themselves and restock their ammo.
-Are artificially intelligent.
I then use Construction Zone to fill the area with them.

@ Jester: Drop bears are supposedly creatures in Australia which attack you by falling out of trees on top of you. With Power of Imagination, I made an army of them, then used Ability Imbuing (and External Replication to make more of them, through WHD) to give them some superpowered armor.

[jester_of_god]

Okay maybe I should give a list of CNC's abilities.

Invincible=seriously apparently his body is the hardest substance in the known Universe.

EXTEME Logic defying=....you seriously have to ask for this one. HE doesn't even follow the laws of physics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Light speed movement=...see joke excerpt from earlier

Apparent use of Ultimate Authority or will of the king most likely the prior= Even inanimate objects obey CNC

Apparently can survive in space and travel to other planets= see joke list involving mars, and Halie's comet

Is apparently bilingual possible gift of gab.

Super round house kick+logic defying

immortal= Joke list "Apparently Chuck Norris died several years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet" along with several other examples.

Every cell of his body apparently has sentience.

I gave him slight reality manipulating abilities when I made him as a little insurance.

god like craftmanship=

Super regeneration

Immortal slaying abilities, along with the apparent ability to wipe out any species of animal in a relatively short time= see enemy list=endangered species list joke

precognition/prophesying

....capable of human/animal/inanimate object hybridization= don't ask, just don't ask.

can heal others easily from cancer to blindness.......  

apparent space time indemnity=

I'll post the rest later.

.......I didn't realize it when I made this guy but I may have created a monster.

[jester_of_god]

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=listfacts&person=chuck&page=1

..................I just discovered this site.....there are over one hundred thirty pages of Chuck Norris jokes.....all of which are apparently incorporated into his character. Thank goodness I made that kill switch at his creation.............

[jester_of_god]

okay everything except that which I consider direct blasphemy, along with a few other things...........

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

...."Starts to get annoyed by constant disregarding of my opinion and destroys entire are from space time in a fit of rage."......don't compare me to someone that always pulls omnipotence, all I did was create the ultimate logic defying construct to use in case I was ever to bored, or didn't care enough to fix something. I don't really see how drop bears beat CNC.

[neogenetica]

They beat him because:
1.There are millions.
2.They defy logic as well because they are basically super mutated/enhanced koalas.
3.They are small and agile capable of leaping from tree to tree with ease and dropping down like missles.
4.When I grew the trees I gave them ideal hiding places and long thick branches to drop down from at almost any angle.
5.they vary in size from the large six foot ones to the miniature and deadly ten inch ones.
6.They are capable of surviving great falls and have almost limitless stomachs.
7.They have claws which are diamond sharp and capable of cutting most things open.
8.Myself gave them his powerful ability imbued armor.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

....why are you on Myself''s side again, aren't the Alex MErcer's invading new atlantas?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

doubtful...

[jester_of_god]

Myself wrote

Oh, no, my army of Alex's have escaped onto New Atlantis (the base was underwater, off the coast of NA, where they were trying to take the place over) to find more food. Greenday, neogenetica, you'd better prepare yourself for one hell of a fight and evacuate all residents to restrict multiplication, biomass, disguises and food. You guys should be fine with Reincarnation Determination though.

Wait! That's only 3/4 of the army; the rest are chasing down Chuck Norris to gain the necessary power and forces to break your defenses with ease.

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

I jump in between all of you and yell stop fighting while simultaneously burning any creature  that gets near me. Oh, and any power that would have affected me doesn't affect me but it does affect it's user. I love ability reflection.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And to the bothersome tree nymph:

I hope you has Immutability, Invulnerability, Unpredictability, Time Defiance, Atomicity and Singularity...

Cuz if not...

Time to make ya pass away and DIE...

[neogenetica]

Well, well, well. You think you can get away that easily. If I actually did need to stop you I have power bypass, forced reversion, and ability countermeasures.

[jester_of_god]

submit a warriors of myth character if you would....since Zales nowhere to be found we need another fairy creature before we take on the brwonies....... not a word shadow.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Dryad is a DRYAD...not fay...

[jester_of_god]

close enough.