New Beginning (cont'd)

[jester_of_god]

.....................the super powered chuck capable of near omnipotent feats that seems to be immune to almost everything in existence, not the sodomy.

[jester_of_god]

here is an example.


Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Myself]

So? Near-omnipotence (by Jester's description) is quite common here on this site, so it wouldn't really be a problem.

If I tell my army of Alex Mercer's (now multiplied many times) to kill Chuck Norris, one of them could beat him by consuming his entire being, then allowing himself to be multiplied a hundredfold by the sheer power of his last morsel. That solves that problem.

Oh, no, my army of Alex's have escaped onto New Atlantis (the base was underwater, off the coast of NA, where they were trying to take the place over) to find more food. Greenday, neogenetica, you'd better prepare yourself for one hell of a fight and evacuate all residents to restrict multiplication, biomass, disguises and food. You guys should be fine with Reincarnation Determination though.

Wait! That's only 3/4 of the army; the rest are chasing down Chuck Norris to gain the necessary power and forces to break your defenses with ease.

[neogenetica]

All avilable kystians sent to handle the threat. Abjuration wards being put up.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I'm calling out Gaugamon.

"To the Harbinger who once spelled Celadon's doom//
Whose birth made all the Cosmos boom//
Come to my side to assist me yet//
I call you, rise to help your Penultimate//"

*RAWWWWWWWWWWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWRWAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!*

"He's HEEEEEEEERE....."  "Now, where's Chuck Norris?"

[jester_of_god]

................none of you even bothered to read the site did you......here's a preview of the end of the fight.


Three seconds later. The last Alexer Mercer Clone "Oh dear god, what happenned, Oh dear god no, please no, don't come any closer, No Chuck NOOOOOOO........." Everything within a three mile radius died.....and Chuck was last seen walking towards the atlantic ocean saying wearing a giant skull on his head saying , "Now where are the rest of you multiplying #*(^(&^% hiding?"


.......Oh dear lord what have I done.

[jester_of_god]

he won't bother your kystians if not provoked, to the best of my knowledge he does not have feelings of hatred or hunger towards kalamari....not sure about Shadowulfs guy though.....he'll probably immediately insult him or something.

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

yes that's my point this isn't the actual Chuck Norris, it's a being entirely created from the ideas and fantasies of his fans, in other words he's the fictionalization of Chuck brought to life....including all of the "Facts.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Which is why Gaugamon, the bringer of Doom, will have no problem eating him alive. Those stupid fanboys have little imagination beyond the sheer power he seems to possess. When he's shown even ONCE to not possess that power, he'll be subject to harm like any other being...heck, even I'd be scared of Gaugamon if I hadn't tamed him...

[jester_of_god]

....yes but that's my point HE'S NOT THE REAL CHUCK NORRIS, HE IS THE CRYSTALIZATION OF THE FANBOYS LIMITED IMAGINATION OF WHAT CHUCK NORRIS IS MEANING THAT "HE HAS THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Celadon's Penultimate]

He has the power they invest in him. When they witness the awesomeness that is Gaugamon, they'll see that HE is the more powerful being. He'd CREAM CN...

[Myself]

Shadowulf1 wrote

I'd be scared of Gaugamon if I hadn't tamed him...

How did you manage to tame him?

Chuck is doomed, especially as my Mercer army regenerates (some scavenger's pecked at the corpses). Alex Mercer has a lot of fanboyism behind him, too, possibly enough to defeat this version Chuck Norris. The difference is, though, that Alex really does have most of this power.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Hehe, I have my ways. Gaugamon is a real softy once you get past the hardened exterior of hard-hearted hatred and fearmongering, coming from the prophecy that he would bring unending doom, destruction, pain and suffering...

[jester_of_god]

....................okay let me explain something. Chuck Norris Construct does not rely on the belief of the fan boys, I brought him ointo existence, based on their wild claims. SO even if the fanboys loose all belief in him he will still remain at the same power level. SO he is not chuck Norris, but a super powered being brought into existence by insane claims that I have now made true. So for him he does have the power.....in other words just think of him as a super powered construct I created in the form of chuck Norris, and gifted with logic defying characteristics making him capable of all of the feats.

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yes. Yes they can...same as Celadon, if you wanna go THAT route.

Ya better NOT go that route

[Myself]

Destroying Celadon + Still living Shadowulf1/ allies (who can bring him back) =

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That's right...