New Beginning (cont'd)

[Vespert]

Yeah, I don't why the number of messages didn't indicate 1000. I counted the number of posts on the last page and there were 20, which I think is the maximum number of messages possible on a single page.

[jester_of_god]

excuse me for a second I just realized for the first time in this thread that I had the ability to completely rewrite vast groups of people's personalities, memories and lives in General.....I'll be write back.


 "In News today, in addition to the sudden appearance of super powered lunatics still causing mass mayhem on a global scale, apparently every Hippie, Vegetarian, Terrorist, Politician, and death row in mate in the Known world have disappeared. In other News a new island has been discovered in the center of the Pacific Ocean, which appears to be entirely inhabited by Sentient humanoid creatures who seem to obey all orders given in any language, but seem to be incapable of long periods of rational thought, several of which appear to periodically transform into random animals and objects, including, oddly enough, Beautiful women. More on this At eleven."

"Okay I'm back" I say suddenly appearing from empty space, "Now what did I miss?"

[Celadon's Penultimate]

My amazed face as you basically dominated every disliked minority in one fell swoop and separated them from society as elitists have been trying to do unsuccessfully for a long time...

[jester_of_god]

and guess where I put them to live out an undying heck while they still retain all of their souls and memories trapped within a body and mind unbeffiting to a human, and no it's not Detroit.

[Myself]

"In tonight's news, a strange figure has been spotted in Japan, moving rubble around him somehow. He was able to heal some victims and clean up radiation, among other things.

We are now hunting down this figure, to find out who they are."

[Myself]

Shadowulf1 wrote

Obviously you've never read Playboy (not that I have...I haven't...)

I have only heard about it from friends (teens obsessed with that stuff) and the news (with those "scandles" the media portrays).

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

...are you reffering to me or yourself....I thought you were still a cat.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

It's probably not you...

[Myself]

Just wanted to comment on one of yours.

@ Shadowulf1: Nice new avatar!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Thanks...new mood again!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Check out my new game thread at the top of the forum...should be fun.

[Myself]

Ok. Will do.

[spydyr]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

Still...the implication.

[jester_of_god]

....darn it the world is lucky I'm not evil.

okay..........eh what the heck...................................................................

In the middle of the Atlantic ocean a giant rift in space opens up dropping an entire island continent into the middle of the ocean, completely inhabited by super advanced humanoids with incredible technology. That have no idea where they are, but are thankfully peaceful

Theiere you go I brought back Atlantis.....although this might explain what happened to it in the first place.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

What Atlantic Ocean? The world was destroyed.

We have to go from there.

[jester_of_god]

...I think that your confusing this with substitute battle arena.....we haven't destroyed the world in this one....yet.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

OH, yeah...whoopsies. Proceed.

[jester_of_god]

.....uhuh, creates a multidimensional immutable tracker and orders it to keep an eye on shadowulf.

Okay so removed all extremists, and turned them into transforming monkey things, time warped atlantis, and rewrote the entire earths reality........something seems missing...."OH RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS."

Bends the fabric of Time space and brings forth the fictional idealization of CHUCK NORRIS and releases it into the world....Don't worry I have the kill switch.