New Beginning (cont'd)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, the other three are still contained. Sleep-stasis effects body, mind AND spirit.

Too bad it doesn't suppress crazy (the B***h laughed when my people tried to employ it...)

[jester_of_god]

,....do you want me to teach you how to rewrite the soul?

[jester_of_god]

before you say anything no I do not trust you with the entire process...but I will teach you what is basically forced spirit amnesia.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Immutable. And she has numerous other defenses...

[jester_of_god]

immutability has nothing to do with this....it's a completely natural rewrite, like a programmer. All you have to do is rearrange a few symbols on her spiritual plexus and personality and memories will follow....although you can't use this on people that already know about it....and it's incredibly difficult just to get close enough to do it....even then you have to penetrate the natural spiritual barrier..........ever thought of boarding school for the $!^@#$?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, that'll happen. Well, nice chatting, but I've got an angry black woman to hunt down.  

[jester_of_god]

If she's where I think she is you won't be able to find her.........you could always lend her to me to deal with for a bit. By the time I'm through with  her she could pass for a nun.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

If you say so...

[Myself]

If only our powers worked in real life; I'd have a lot of things to do.

Since Jester is able to run rampant here, I trap him in a Playboy realm.

Hope nobody gets confused.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

TRAP? Doesn't sound very involuntary to me...

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[Myself]

I gave him a way out if he wanted.

By "trap", I meant keep him in there, in a place where he won't bother us for a while.

[jester_of_god]

first off, how did you even get me in the realm in the first place, second unfortunately my religion is against polygamy, and third if I'm not protecting the core you may have just destroyed the entire Universe, so for the sake of the thread I'm still there.

[Myself]

Yeah, you can be against polygamy; you could just marry one and keep the others around you. Besides, you're immortal, they aren't (you don't age, do you?).

[jester_of_god]

nope, I don't age unless I want to apparently, but either way I don't like to be forced into dimensions and I have no IDea what I would do with a harem back home..........that can be stated in a pg sight....so I turn the ones I like into scientists, teleport them to a pocket dimension, and go home.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 interesting solution to THAT problem...

[Vespert]

Did you post a message after this one in the original Substitute Battle Arena thread? Because it's not visible at all. At least, I can't see it.

[jester_of_god]

...........super intelligent playboy bunnies.....equivalent to a slightly R rated human version of the squirrels.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Jester: Only slightly...? Obviously you've never read Playboy (not that I have...I haven't...)

@Ves: Yeah. Cut me off, too, so I couldn't even see my last post (which I THOUGHT would help round off the even 1000, but I guess my estimation was behind...)

[jester_of_god]

......they're under my control so yes only slightly.