New Beginning (cont'd)

[Myself]

jester_of_god wrote

we haven't destroyed the world in this one....yet.

If we ever get New Beginning into a story, many of us will get "Rule of Cool" from TV Tropes. For example, with our powers, we have (among other things):
1) Swallowed explosives, creating great voids within our stomachs, without a second thought. Performed by Shadowulf1.
2) Created cities, islands, planets or even realms/universes for the hell of it. Performed by neogenetica and Greenday (working together), Shadowulf1, Myself, jester_of_god and Marvelous Miscreant.
3) Trapped others in paradise world, so they won't escape. Should be noted though that this is because it's hard to force another person of our power level somewhere. Performed by Myself.
4) Despite being at a state of near-omnipotence, we sit down in London for some coffee (or in my case, soft drink). Performed by WHD, Spydyr and Myself.
5) Created an army of super-obedient superhumans/mythical beasts/etc, yet never get bored enough to use them. Performed by Greenday (though he used his Kystians as guards), Myself (a lost plot device) and Shadowulf1 (average inhabitants of Celadon -minor characters if lucky), to name a few.
6) Dealt with universe-destroying villains who we would have struggled to stop by evacuating the universe and leaving them to their own devices. Performed by Myself, Shadowulf1, jester_of_god, neogenetica, Marvelous Miscreant, to name a few.
7) Got bored, so we went over to someone else's palace to watch the aforementioned apocalypse like a movie. Performed by all (going over to Shadowulf1's).
8) Destroyed and reconstructed the world repeatedly (how many times again) destroying our carefully-made empires, needing us to reality warp them back. Darn, mere thoughts take so much effort, don't they   . Performed by multiple people, notably jester_of_god.
9) Had the powers of people Alex Mercer but didn't use them very much, due to either not needing them or the powers (already god-like) not being powerful enough.
10) Taking control of all the governments of the world and forgetting the power that came with it.

In a nutshell, this proves our power level.

As the site said about Prototype:
1) About our power level:
"If you can't level half a city block in less than a minute, you're playing the game wrong."

2) About our complete and utter disregard for the laws of physics:
"The description for the hammerfist's power says that he focuses hundreds of pounds of biomass into his arms to turn them into wrecking balls. Hundreds of pounds of mass from where? From 'fuck you, I'm gonna smash a tank into pancakes with my bare hands now,' that's where!"

[Myself]

Oh, how did I forget:
1) A near-omnipotent one of us (i.e. the average person on this site) turns into a normal-looking animal, because they likes said animal Perfromed by Myself (although I did it for the loss of dignity which would occur to anyone effortlessly creamed into paste by the power of a cat's mind) and Shadowulf1.
2) One of us obtaining control of the entire world's media, only without knowing he did so. Performed by Myself (I was surprised to find I had control of the media when I hadn't thought of conquering them). Now when I think of it, if we got our powers in reality, I would most likely obtain control of the media to prevent the knowledge of superhumans leaking to the world.
3) Giving everyone on Earth superpowers, then largely forgetting about them. Performed by neogenetica.
4) When we needed a power, we made it, then acquired it so we could bypass a problem. Performed by many.
5) If we needed an existing power, we would acquire it from the site. Performed by neogenetica (wanted Atomicity to attack the anomaly core), Myself (I needed The Superpower List, Elaborate Planning  and Reincarnation Determination to hold my own against Wish, despite my combat specialty, then got Power Sharing when I saw potential in it) and many others.

[jester_of_god]

Why are you referring to yourself in the third Person...by the way you forgot to mention, unleashing nigh omnipotent indestructible forces of pure destruction onto the universe....In the form of Chuck Norris.....although I do have the kill switch....

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

what Chuck Norris?

[jester_of_god]

I didn't know you already did that...or was that in substitute battle arena... if you already did we must act fast before the universe explodes.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Very nice, Myself...hehe

Not to mention my little battle with Zale's Reaper Form against the B***h just for fun...

[jester_of_god]

....now that I think of it exactly what am I in control of again.........I can't remember but I think I may have become a world dicator using political plumbing.........I'm not sure....it might have happened during the time I sealed most of the worlds populace into marbles.....speaking of which.


           "Just in 2.4 billion people suddenly appeared in every nation of the world, it would seem that they have been missing for the past several weeks, and have no recollection of what happened during this time." ....what better than letting Greenday turn them into a golem.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

speaking of which where is your illness hoard.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, don't worry...my nasty Virals have been moved into shifted into a stasis in hammerspace. They emerge when I need them...

[jester_of_god]

....okay good luck with your slave army....I think I'm just going to mess with stuff for a while............................................................................................

"The sky suddenly flashes purple then, turns back to blue, and all birds begin flying upside down."

I'm just bored at this point, I haven't tried to spice the thread up in a while, but it's still going at least.

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

......I'm not exactly sure what WHD is an acronym for...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

His name...

[jester_of_god]

...................fair enough ,I thought that's what he meant by signature.

[jester_of_god]

Wait, I get it, I've been ignoring the bottom part of those things for a while now and I guess I forgot.

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

....yeah I know, I just happen to forget random things then remember them later...........anyone up for a super powered Olympics.