screw it, I'm taking a vacation.
"Opens a portal in space time and walks through it, leaving behind an equally powerfull, albeit slightly evil and manipulative copy."
"Archiver"
"Yes my liege."
"For too long we have relied on the good fortune and admited stupidity of our adversaires, we must amass our army so that we may defend this realm from those who would wish it harm. Call up the spirits, It is time to preprare them for the possibility of war."
"Who will train them sire?"
"Although it pains me to say it I know of none better than this." Thrusts hand into the ground creating a pool of darkness and pulls CNC up by the head, which immedietly tries to round house kick him, only to have his leg desentigrate mid thrust. "Listen to me construct," he said as the leg quickly regenerated, "If you kill a single one of my comrads I will send you to the deepest darkest pits of heck the likes of which you have only dreamed of in the sickest corners of your mind, now go."
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Okay I'm going on vacation, I've leaved the Monster King aspect of myself to stay behind to guard my castle/fortress, now enough of this I'm off to go talk to some ghosts., then see what the big deal about the pegasus nebula is.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.