New Beginning Survival Guide

[Blackrravian]

What is new begining

[Marvelous Miscreant]

An RP we've been running in the RP Section of the Forum.

[Myself]

The rules are : Use whatever power in your profile any way you want.

It's intended to be what we'd do if we gained our list powers in real life.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Myself]

152) If you must fight, stay away from the ground; there are far too many powers out there which take advantage of ground.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

153. In the event that you should survive (let alone win) a fight with a superhuman (especially a reality bender), always make sure to keep note of every power your adversary displays.

154. Upon taking note of one's adversary's powers, work hard to find ways with which to survive, bypass, overcome or neutralize said powers.

155. Many times, said powers are very difficult, if not impossible, to neutralize by a normal human.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

156). Remember: Reality benders cannot influence that which they cannot perceive.

157). When engaging a Reality Bender in combat, the three most important factors are Speed, Surprise, and Violence of Action.

158). Conflict with a Reality Bender should take no longer that one second from initiation of hostilities to termination of Reality Bender.

159). Any weapon or attack used against a Reality Bender must ensure their death with a single shot. See rule #158.

160). Double tap, just to be safe.

[Zaleramancer]

156). Remember: Reality benders cannot influence that which they cannot perceive.

Corollary to 156: There's little a realty bender can't perceive.

158). Conflict with a Reality Bender should take no longer that one second from initiation of hostilities to termination of Reality Bender.

Corollary to 158: One second is one second to slow.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Zaleramancer wrote

Collaray

Corollary.

[Zaleramancer]

Posting on phones is hard.

[Zaleramancer]

161) Your best bet at survival is to find a powerful entity and start brown nosing.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

162. Your second best bet is to make good friends with The Superpower List, and obtain as many of the powerful abilities as you can. Obtaining them on the site will likely grant you them in real life.

[Whd]

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[Whd]

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[Myself]

170) First impressions count, especially with reality manipulators. When meeting them, make lots of explosions; they tend to like explosions.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

171. Take note of psychological aspects of interaction, to exploit them for advantage. In short: get good at BSing. Fast.

[Myself]

172) Keep obeying the rules of this list. A single mistake could be worse than fatal.

[Myself]

173) Beware of Myself when he is doing scientific experiments; even though his telekinesis replaces his opposable thumbs in cat form, he seems to have a capability to make anything go wrong and quite possibly catch fire or even explode. We'd like to say this is a result of New Beginning, but sadly, this is not so.

(The above is actually kinda true for me -when I fail an experiment, I epic fail. )
(P.S. I am glad I got to post the 173 answer. )

[Whd]

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[Myself]

It just does happen. I'm not sure how I do it; at this rate, I'll be experimenting with ways to make French Toast and accidently cause New Beginning.

I never observed insanity in myself, but I did observe people insisting I was crazy.