New Beginning Survival Guide

[Celadon's Penultimate]

130. For those non-powered, find a way to make up for your ability deficiency. Quick.
131. It's better to be safe than to be sorry. It's better to be feared than to be respected. It's better to be dangerous than to be normal.

[Myself]

132) The most dangerous event for a mortal is not the apocalypse, not New Beginning itself, but the parties the resulting beings hold given the slightest opportunity.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

133. Make good friends with TVTropes.Com. It may well save your life to remain genre-savvy.
134. Despite the previous rule, New Beginning does not actually have a genre to which it adheres.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Myself]

136) Reality warping is never sufficient power. For defense against death, horrendous torture, power loss or other threat, you shall need other powers.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

137. We're ALL a little mad here. You may have noticed I'm not all there myself...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

138) Beware the "Rational" first choice. Be wary of the the "Plausible" second choice. Embrace the "Random" third thing...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Indubitably.

139. The most logical thing in an illogical world is to be illogical. And to be logical is illogical. So, since it's logical to be illogical, do the illogical thing and be logical. Or do the logical thing and be illogical. Or...do something illogically logical, to be logically illogical. Or...something.

[Myself]

140) When reality warpers confuse themselves, be cautious; paint may soon come alive and begin to feast on your family.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

141. We are NOT amused.
142. We rarely ever ARE amused.
143. When we ARE amused, we often won't tell you.
144. If we tell you we're amused, you'd better keep doing whatever it is that amuses us. Until it CEASES to amuse us.
145. We often won't tell you when it ceases to amuse us.

[WonderDrow]

Shadowulf1 (Wulf) wrote

 Indubitably.

139. The most logical thing in an illogical world is to be illogical. And to be logical is illogical. So, since it's logical to be illogical, do the illogical thing and be logical. Or do the logical thing and be illogical. Or...do something illogically logical, to be logically illogical. Or...something.

[Myself]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Misspelled "disorder"...

[Zaleramancer]

Not probable.

It is everyone else who has misspelled Dissorder.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 *Sigh*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

146. Do not sign your name IN ANY BOOK. EVER. You will likely die.

[Myself]

146) a) If you survive signing your name in a book, you will likely not be in control of yourself or your existence.
146) b) Notepads, contracts, cheques, blanks sheets of paper and other pieces of writing material are just as bad as books.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

147. This sentence is a lie.
148. The previous sentence is true.

[Myself]

Oh no, it's becoming the rules of the internet.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

149. If it's simple, or seems to come without danger, you're probably doing it wrong.
150. Highly valuable items, rare treasures, mythical objects of epic proportions? Yeah, don't touch those, unless you know how to use them.
150a. Unless you've been prophesied as a "Chosen One" of some sort, you more than likely have no clue how to use said highly valuable items, rare treasures or mythical objects of epic proportions.
150b. You more than likely have not been prophesied as a "Chosen One" of any kind.