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Re: Artificial Intelligence VS Jester!

jester_of_god
So? That's just explaining differences in species.
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Re: Artificial Intelligence VS Jester!

Marvelous Miscreant
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Exactly.....there are diffences
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

GreenDay
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Meh, I'll just wait for the next one. And Jester, all I did was break a powerplant, I didn't cause a nuclear meltdown.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

Marvelous Miscreant
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That's what we were saying... Wait for the next one.
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

GreenDay
Next I'm using Knitting Adept Beware my wool.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

Marvelous Miscreant
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Oh dear....
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

GreenDay
No, oh sheep.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

Marvelous Miscreant
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That was a terrible pun....
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

GreenDay
I know, I know
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How to use useless powers to take over the world.

Marvelous Miscreant
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It was pun-tastic.
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Random Generators are highly amusing!

Zaleramancer
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So, how many of you have seen amusing/funny/hilarious random word/idea/thought generators.

For example, this one.

Race: ogre
Gender: female
Age: adult
Occupation: botanist
Likes: romance movies, shellfish, and pop music
Dislikes: classical music, cats, and practical jokes
Best skill: horseback riding
Worst skill: running
Personality: optimistic, very sharing, not very smart
 

A Ogress who's a botanist? Who likes romantic movies and hates cats? Best skill is horseback riding?

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Marvelous Miscreant
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Zaleramancer
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Race: dwarf
Gender: male
Age: middle-aged
Occupation: herbalist
Likes: horseback riding, oranges, and reading
Dislikes: spiders, practical jokes, and running
Best skill: dancing
Worst skill: swordfighting
Personality: outgoing, very patient, not very calm
Now.. I'm imagining a breakdancing dwarf.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

jester_of_god
Never underestimate a dwarf that knows capo co eira.
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Marvelous Miscreant
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Well, they've got a low center of gravity so they would be pretty good at it.
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

GreenDay
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Race: dwarf/werewolf
Gender: female
Age: pre-teen
Occupation: gardener
Likes: insects, shiny things, and birds
Dislikes: opera, horseback riding, and pork
Best skill: public speaking
Worst skill: swordfighting
Personality: upbeat, very calm, not very optimistic
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Marvelous Miscreant
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A dwarven werewolf.....now that's funny.
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Zaleramancer
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A preteen female dwarven werewolf.


“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Zaleramancer
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W-what if she's a justin beiber fan?


Oh gods help us all!
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Re: Random Generators are highly amusing!

Marvelous Miscreant
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NOOOOOOOOoooooooo........
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