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Zaleramancer
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Race: sprite/ogre
Gender: female
Age: elderly
Occupation: botanist
Likes: swimming, pop music, and horror novels
Dislikes: romance novels, rock-climbing, and opera
Best skill: sense of direction
Worst skill: mechanics
Personality: outgoing, very truthful, not very sharing
Sprite/Ogre?

But.. how.. what.. How would that even look?

An elderly Sprite/Ogress that loves pop music, swimming and hates romance novels and opera. Has a wonderful sense of direction but is a horrible mechanic..
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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How would such a creature be created....the anatomy just doesn't work.
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Zaleramancer
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A Wizard Did It.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
.....well a long time ago an ogre saw a sprite at a night club and the rest is history.
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.....but that just doesn't work anatomy wise. It would be like a chihuahua trying to mate with an elephant.
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Zaleramancer
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But what would it look like?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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ugly....
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Zaleramancer
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This post was updated on .
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Also, Thank you for that lovely mental image. 
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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you misspelled "mind numbingly horrible"
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Zaleramancer
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That was amuseing.

Or in inter-speak.

L0L duD3
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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He also misspelled "Thank you"
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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 I have my moments.
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Zaleramancer
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I have no idea what you are talking about.

This is not the spelling error you are looking for!  
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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....this is not the spelling error i'm looking for....
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Well one of the characters in a book I wrote was a cross between a nymph and a nature troll so I guess somethign lie that. Most likely a greenish grey fanged human with patches of scally skin, and white translucent eyes.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Like I said earlier...ugly
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Race: genie
Gender: female
Age: young adult
Occupation: scholar
Likes: pop music, acting, and oranges
Dislikes: collecting antiques, mathematics, and dogs
Best skill: rock-climbing
Worst skill: mechanics
Personality: neat, very optimistic, not very sensitive
A genie scholar that loves pop music and hates math.

She's also good at rock climbing, which is odd for a scholar.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Not for Indiana Jones!....oh wait, he's an archiologist
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Zaleramancer
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She hates collecting antiques though.

Not exactly an Indiana Jones clone.

S.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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