yet another Rp.

[Zaleramancer]

Then I would curbstomp you.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Not really.....

[jester_of_god]

I'd break your leg off at the knee and shove it half way down your throught before you could get me to the ground.....by the way, why were you going to eat me again?

[jester_of_god]

By the way, I"m not on at the same time as shadowulf I need you guys to ask him for input.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

He won't be on for awhile.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

If you argued...

[Zaleramancer]

I'll unleash my little sister's hamster.

It's a ninja.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 and that helps how?

[Zaleramancer]

The cute and fuzzy law.

One of the laws of Cartoonian Physics dictates that small and cute things always win against larger things.

A dwarf hamster would beat anything short of a kitten.

[jester_of_god]

The bambi vs. Godzilla adendum.

On a side note I've had five hamsters, after their deaths I no longer have any emotion towards cuteness.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

True, but this isn't a cartoon

[jester_of_god]

The first hamster I had was one two. Some way some how it woud always escape from it's cage. Named it fuzzyhead, should have named it Houdini. The second one, I named fuzzy head two, I lost it and found it climbing four feet high inside of the wall of my bedroom.....it had actually gained weight.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Yeah, I don't care about your dead hampsters.

[Zaleramancer]

You don't have to.

The laws of physics themselves are the ones stunned by the adorableness.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[jester_of_god]

Then explain why most puppies and small animals die a very young and horrible death.

[Zaleramancer]

Oh.



Problem solved.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Karma's a B****h?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Zaleramancer]

Because the real world has different physics.