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Zaleramancer
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Hit me with an obscure figure from greek mythology.

Mortal or Monster or Divine.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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WonderDrow
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Zaleramancer wrote
Hit me with an obscure figure from greek mythology.

Mortal or Monster or Divine.
* Summons a Blemmyes *

* Orders the Blemmyes to hit Zale in the face *

* The Blemmyes punches Zale in the chest *

...  

* shrugs *

* De-summons the Blemmyes *
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~
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Celadon's Penultimate
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Zaleramancer
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I find your sense of humor refreshing.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Zaleramancer
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Recipe for chaos:

Place Dragons, Griffons, Dwarves and Arimaspoi in a arena.

Throw a single gold coin into the center.

Observe WW3 unfold.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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WonderDrow
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Would be fun to watch though.

I'm however more worried by Shadowulf's summoning of that divine teaparty.
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Zaleramancer
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Throw a Golden Apple then shove him into it.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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WonderDrow
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I'm all in for the shoving part. Cos what he did was crazy.

But the Golden Apple is Norse mythology, so I doubt that would have any effect.

Maybe some Ambrosia.  But those gods already have immortality.

...  now I'm puzzled by the question 'how to lure a god' ...
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Zaleramancer
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Nononono, I mean the OTHER Golden Apple.

For The Fairest.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 Sounds like a plan.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 Then you mean to summon Eris!

Oh, yes...by all means...

*prepares to summon*
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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WonderDrow
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Are you sure about that?
Eris is like the Goddess Of Trolling.
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Zaleramancer
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Hehe
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 Well, technically, it wasn't masturbating.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Yes, Wulf...you're the master of Myth around here...
Praise the Sun
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 Well, Zale brought it up, and it is true.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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Have a helping of Hera.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Zaleramancer
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I found a thing I've been looking for.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 HA! That...that made me lol. Like, for real.

Hahaha...Hera. Nice. Whoo. Let me get out the rest of my laugh. Hehehe...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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It gets better.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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