Everyone should listen to Welcome to Nightvale.
The mayoral elections are coming up eventually, and you'll be able to vote for one of our three marvelous candidates: Hiram McDaniels (A five headed dragon who cares), The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home (She'd like your wifi password, by the way), and Marcus Vansten (A pillar of our community, who insures that no child suffers from unemployment.)
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather