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Re: real powers??

Celadon's Penultimate
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that makes absolutely...NO sense.

(let's not even MENTION the biblical implications...)
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Re: Omnipresence??

jester_of_god
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Not entirely true as there are several cases in the bible dictating that god has been able to take physical and corporeal forms when needed, so it is posible to have one main body, but your physical awarenes and presence could incorporate the whole of existence, although saying that I repeat my earlier statement that you would become a vegetable because of the instant overload of information accompanied y an almost imediate loss of self branching off from the original side affect.

by the way great job being humble about your copy of the Gift Of Gab.
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Re: Omnipresence??

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Being Omnipotent, of course God can take a physical form if He desired...He's GOD. However, His TRUE form is not physical, but that of a spirit.

And yes, my capabilities ARE God-given, that's not being immodest, it's telling the truth.
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Re: real powers??

jester_of_god
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Why do you always have to attempt to shoot me down?
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Re: real powers??

jester_of_god
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by the way which part doesn't make sense, the battle, the errands or becoming a tyrannical dictator enforcing Universal or at least worldly peace and happiness.
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Re: Omnipresence??

jester_of_god
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Warning those of the atheist religion, is it a religion? or those of religions not relating to Judaism, Christianity, or Islam may find offence to this statement.


Yeah, but a saint is humble, they never really refer to their abilites as their own anyway. In essense all of our abilites are gifts from god that we use and cultivate with his blessing. I'm just saying that Normally people don't really admit having god given abilities simply because they are either to humble to consider themselves of such importance, or realize the implications that may result from such an act. I was not questioning your gift of gab
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Science vs Magic

Wish
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If you had any power would you rather it be scientifically based or magically based?

If you want you are free to interchange magically based with faith-based etc.

Discuss.......

and please no arguments-----that kind of ruins things

As for me, I'd rather have a scientifically based power because I like trying to reason out the intricacies of the power.
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Re: Science vs Magic

jester_of_god
Magic is a type of science.
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Re: Science vs Magic

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Re: Science vs Magic

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I'm not sure.

P.S. WHD, you wrote "Magic is harder to learn than magic." I believe you meant "Magic is harder to learn than science." Just pointing it out to you.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.

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Re: Science vs Magic

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I do my best.
Bow before your unimaginably powerful overlord!

Wait a minute, I'm currently too busy holding a cork in mid air for petty groveling.

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GENERATION 21: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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[CENTER][IMG]http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_isblue.jpg[/IMG][URL=http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp][B]Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.[/B][/URL][/CENTER]
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Re: Omnipresence??

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Must resist urge to argue that there is no universal unconditional love source in my opinion....... Big.. trick by annunaki.......Must exhibit....self restraint
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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Re: Omnipresence??

jester_of_god
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Quick, delete this thread now before it's too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Omnipresence??

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BEEP! BEEP! ATHEIST ALERT! ATHEIST ALERT! SHUTDOWN INITIATED IN...5, 4,3,2,1,NOW!

RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT EVADED... Meltdown averted.

In case you didn't get it, Neo, we've got the religious argument covered, no need to intervene.

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Re: Omnipresence??

jester_of_god
thank goodness, although I have thought of one other entity that has general omnipresence to a certain extent, the AI in computer programs..
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Re: Omnipresence??

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Um...I'm locking this thread.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Re: Science vs Magic

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Magical...better than science. Because science is based on that which society currently knows to be fact, they also know how it can be countered.

i.e. Titanium sword vs. Adamant sword= Adamant sword wins (it was so strong that the gates of Tartarus were sealed with it in Greek Myth)

Spiritual/Divine...better than science. Because spiritual powers cannot be comprehended by the mind of the "modern man" (if they can't see/smell/hear/feel/taste it, it cannot exist...) it makes for a very unpleasant surprise. Not to mention how incredibly powerful spiritual entities are (not to even MENTION God...)

i.e. pitchfork v. POSEIDON'S TRIDENT

i.e. javelin v. ZEUS' THUNDERBOLT

i.e. helmet v. HADES' HELM OF INVISIBILITY

i.e. Army of men v. ARMY OF ANGELS

Divine is pure win. Even better than magic. Nuff said.
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Re: real powers??

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the order in which you said the events played out.
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Re: Science vs Magic

jester_of_god
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advanced planet destroying dimension drifting super powered mutant creating scifi science., just to make the fight a bit more fair.
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