Apocalypse 3 OOC

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 So my safe-catch-fall from twenty feet up is plausible?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It happened. And you are safe.

[Zaleramancer]

It depends on how sciencey you want to get.

Because, logically, being small should make you susceptible to freezing to death in chill breeze.

And being big should make you proportionally weaker.  And give you the possibility of breaking all your limbs from a short fall.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Nice.

Now, to tend to my painful side gash from landing on that crystalline dog-monster thing.

Medic!!!

[Mik_Hael]

...Why does she think Rorsch is a shitty medic?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Probably because he just used an grimy sweater sleeve as a bandage.  

[Mik_Hael]

Not a bandage, a tourniquet, it's to cut off blood flow to the arm and stop the bleeding, it doesn't actually cover the wound, just the area around it, I'm going to have to wait until I get into the house to find a suitable bandage, once again, I'm not an idiot.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I didn't say you were an idiot. It was a joke. Hence the little laughy icon. Jesus, don;t take everything so damn seriously.

[Zaleramancer]

Considering facts...

> Two+ people injured
> Actions by said Medic: None.
> Medic walks into dangerous unknown building instead.

Conclusion: Bad Medic.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Even in compacting my body to heighten density?

*sigh* Science. You are a fickle mistress...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Hey now, That's Bug's character's thing.

[Zaleramancer]

If you did that, he'd be about as dense as stainless steel.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I didn't intend it to the extent of invulnerability. More like maybe a subliminal reflex to keep me from getting terribly injured by what the body considers normal encounters.

Then again, if that's too metaphysical an explanation, I'm not sure what to say...

[Mik_Hael]

ouch, wouldn't want to be the person who caught him in that case.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Why not just add more cells until the wound is healed up?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

F**k all the specific science. It don't matter. Its a GODDAMN RP not a flippin' Physics class.

[Zaleramancer]

I'm not serious.

I like using science to make funny things happen.

[Mik_Hael]

Wait...we're allowed to be that powerful at this point?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 That I intended toward the end of the RP.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

No, I don't suppose so.