What's That Monster

[Zaleramancer]

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[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Zaleramancer wrote

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I'll tell you right now, and don't you dare laugh at me, that I have seen the face of God.

It was a fish.

God is a fish.

I know it sounds insane, but the farm was dying until it came. I got up real early in the morning and saw it out there, big as an Oldsmobile, flying through the sky plain as day. I went out to make sure I hadn't gone plum crazy, and it flew over and looked me right in the eye. We shared.... something, I don't know what but it was like I was at peace. Like everything was going to be all right. Then it turned tail, and disappeared behind a cloud.

I never saw it again, but ever since that day the crops seem to pull themselves up out of the ground and pests? Why, we haven't had trouble with anything like crows of gophers. It's like everything that fish touched turned to gold. If it wasn't God, it was something very much like him.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

GV: Check here for my comment on the Evolutionist's Stone: http://superpower-list-forum.2863604.n2.nabble.com/RP-Comments-3-td7458274i360.html#a7585299

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I got ALL my files back.

[WonderDrow]

[WonderDrow]

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

WonderDrow wrote

It said it had a cookie for me. It said that if I opened the window, it would give me all the cookies I could eat. It said it was okay to let it in, because it was Cookie-monster. But I knew it wasn't Cookie-monster. Cookie-Monster eats cookies. I don't think it eats cookies. - Cindy Fairbanks, Age 6

[WonderDrow]

Gentleman Vaultboy wrote

God is a fish.

Heh. That makes more sense then the idea of a flying spaghetti god.
Because after all, life started first in the water.

And would give another meaning to the origin of this symbol :

[WonderDrow]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I seriously need that facepalm smiley...

[WonderDrow]

Like this one ?
Why?
Maybe there's material in the pastafarian religion that can be used for the MythPowers?

[Zaleramancer]

*Giggle*

You know what that symbol means?

At least, before Christianity adopted it.

[WonderDrow]

I didn't know there was an older origin for that symbol before the early Christians started using it.
Now I do.  *chuckles*

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Um, yeah, that would be a no.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Go ahead. Have your fun.

I'm not particularly surprised that you two are encouraging one another, so I'll just sit back and wait til you're done, so we can get back on topic.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And let's not get on the topic of symbols. I study those, too. You'd be shocked what you'd come up with.

Starting with the peace sign.

[Zaleramancer]

DESPAIR!

[Zaleramancer]

You're very touchy.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I'm not touchy. If I was touchy, I'd call you a low-down, dirty, filthy heathen so-and-so, and then demand that you apologize for (insert religious rant here). That's not anywhere near my mindset right now.

It just gets a tad old, when my beliefs are the butt of many jokes. Not just here, mind you.

But, like I've said before, I'm fine. Go ahead and get it out. I'm just saying I'll be waiting for whenever you two are done.

[Zaleramancer]

Yes, it must be horrible for Christians.

Not a chance of running for elec- oh, wait, that's for non-religious people..

Have to worry about being fired because of- oh, wait, that's LGBT people.

I'm very sorry that people make fun of the largest religion in the world. At least you don't have people using the name of your religion as a slang word for stupidity.