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[Philote]

 This system seems interesting.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Ahhhh, a day in the life of a murder hobo.

First impressions, though? This system is crap, and if the DM mandated the naked thing then things are probably going to get creepy and uncomfortable later on.

Tell me more. What are the other players like?

[Zaleramancer]

Yep, system seems shoddy.

I'm going to be getting ethereal clothing (Pestered the creepy wizard shop owner). If that hadn't worked, I would have sought out a haunted house.

Let's see..

The Gunslinger is enjoying how badass his character is.

The Warrior and Half-Dragon Assassin have probably played enough to try to make their characters.. different from themselves.

The Barbarian (Amazon) is being a tad bit derpy, but over all quite entertaining.

The Gadgeteer and Elf Assassin are less enthused, but enjoying it over all. The first wishes to make some sort of death ray at some point, while the second is just happy to have actually managed to kill something lately.

I'm going to go with the premise that this shall be a comedic/sociopathic game and decided to try to experiment with what the DM will allow me to do with knowledge checks.

[Zaleramancer]

Another session, right now.


I'm starting to get irked. It feels less like DnD and more like FATAL.

:(

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I warned you bro.



Tell me, have you entered the Piss Forest yet?

[Zaleramancer]

Its more the player's fault.

The DM mentioned a busty barmaid and the next two hours were nothing but people trying to seduce people and stealing shit.

I go to find something to do, stick my head through a door and find two gay goblins getting it on.

Spent the rest of the time waiting for morning.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well, time to light the building on fire and walk away. Only fire can cleanse that kind of evil.

[Zaleramancer]

I am strongly consider burning the fucking town down so we can move on to the main questline.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Oh, well, that sounds like adventurers being adventures. That's not FATAL level. FATAL level is when you can safely include the events in a Aristocrats joke.

It situations like this, I'd typically try to move things forward.

That, or start using my ghost powers to haunt asses. Depends on my mood.

[Zaleramancer]

We've spent the last three hours on this shit.

I can't even really use my ghostly powers without leaving everything besides my clothes behind.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

My advise? Pursue the plot, by yourself if need be.

[Zaleramancer]

I think we may be moving towards it.

I think the DM is catching onto the fact that I'm pissed.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Don't wait for them to move toward it. An adventuring party that can get up to significant shenanigans will continue those shenanigans indefinably.

Your wagon is careening down the side of a cliff, the driver is dead, no one else wants to grab the reigns so you jump up there, grab those reigns yourself, and tug.

[Zaleramancer]

My next turn, I'm leaving the town.

If I die, I'll be releaved.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Thank god my party is sane....I cannot imagine how you must feel.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Wait, what is the plot? What is the quest?

[Zaleramancer]

We found a mysterious map.

That's about the closest we have.

Eventually, someone brought up a sidequest and I lost my temper.

"I Don't Care."

Eventually, I left.

I came back a bit later, apologized for being annoyed and tried to explain why I was pissed.

I don't think he really got it, but I'm moving on.

Social Game doesn't mean Fuck Your Way Through Town.

One guy had figured out he could use sex as a way to get free shit, and proceeded to do that.

One guy got a shit ton of gold.

Another got a free custom spell and an enchanted sickle.

Another got a pistol.

I got to see gay goblin sex.

After that I gave up, assuming that the night would end in half-an hour and we could move on..

But it lasted nearly three hours.

I paid through the nose for a scroll...

At least someone I know who's more sane will be DMing another actual 3.5 game. He has power issues and a misconception of the rules, but at least he's better than someone who goes into way to much detail about the sex shit.

"Roll to see how big it is and how long you have sex!"

I'll probably get over this by tomorrow.

If I didn't want to play DnD so much..

[Zaleramancer]

It's mostly because people have become infatuated with stupid dirty jokes and dick humor.

I really hope some angelic archon shows up.

I'm the only one who hasn't committed an act of chaotic evil.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

A mantra that should be repeated: No gaming is better than bad gaming.

[Zaleramancer]

The other DM should be more sane.

It's one of my friend's brothers.

But.. Maybe DnD isn't the game for me..