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[Zaleramancer]

So, to continue the 3.5 game I'm playing it.

Due to missing a bit of the last session, I picked up at the boss fight of a bandit camp.

Big Beefy Guy dual-wielding great-axes..

Two hounds..

A skinny wizard.

First combat round..

Rogue walks (Not sneaks) straight up to one of the dogs and stabs it half to death.

The Beef knocks her into the negatives.

Our Cleric flutters over to heal her and zap the Beef. (Somehow)

She narrowly avoids being eaten by hounds.

Wizard uses Forces Missiles on a few of us.

Knight provokes Beef.

Barbarian roars and knocks one of the hounds out. I think.

I try to turn the wizard into a frog, and quicken a dispel against him (In case of buffs). Frog fails, and he has no buffs (Oddly).

Rogue uses racial ability (She's a modified 4e race) to teleport into shadows, and begins sneak attacking. Peppers a few people to overt effect.

Beefy guy pounds on Knight, making it clear the Knight won't survive many more rounds.

Cleric tries to Blind both the Beef and Wizzie. Fails.

Hounds attack someone, and fail.

Wizard casts a Prismatic spell of some sort on all of us.

I'm poisoned, everyone else is fine.. except the knight. He keeps rolling eights.

Ends up caught on fire,  burned by acid, shocked and turned to stone twice. He'll be rolling a new character.

Barbarian roars up to try to take a chunk out of the Beef, not being very successful.

I give into my DM's urgings..

You see, this whole battle he was making remarks about my poor spell choices. I loose my temper and say..

"Fine. I guess I'll kill everyone then."

My Maximized Fireball drops the Beef, Hounds and nearly kills the Wizard, who teleports off.


The upside to this fight is that I get the Wizard's spellbook, which includes that Prismatic Spell, Force Missile and eighteen other spells of my choosing.

Recall that my DM lets Wizards act like sorcerers.

I also managed to get a ring that "Controls Fire" the Dm said it could duplicate nearly any Fire spell effect.. but only work a number of times per day up to his personal whim.

So, I'd like to ask for Spell Suggestions and Fire Usage Suggestions.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

That sounds so hilariously bad...

And while I don't know much about D&D spells and such, here's some spells. Maybe you can pick some out, link us to 'em and let us discuss it from there. And if you want effects closer to those of a psionic, then, feel free to choose from here.

[Philote]

You can get any spells and any fire related ability?

Prismatic stuff is fun, more variations of it would be interesting. Summons and Utility are good too. Then get some big spells if he is going to force you to use them.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Would anyone be interested in running the first ever SPL Roleplay Awards? With categories like "Most Entertaining GM", "Cleverest Use of Character", "Best Overall Character" and more...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Nope!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Wow...that was incredibly rude.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 You asked. Would you prefer I lie?

And besides, I said I wouldn't help host. Doesn't mean I can't help with other preparations for the event.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

First off, by adding the thumbs up you made a simple "no" sound sarcastic and insulting. Like smiling and saying "F**k you"

I can see now you didn't mean it like that but still.

Also, my question wasn't if you specifically wanted to host it, but if we as a forum would.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Wow...that was harsh of me...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Well, the thumbs up, ironically, was to tell you I wasn't intending to be rude. Just, I think my services could better be employed elsewhere. Like I said, I think I could help with other parts of the award ceremony.

For example, have we decided on a date?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Despite what you may have heard, my skin isn't thin as you might think. I understood what you meant.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Marvelous Miscreant]

Not quite what I had in mind for this Bug. It should be a vote not one person's decision.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, Bug, I thank you for your vote of confidence, but it really should come down to a vote.

[Zaleramancer]

Yes.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Heh heh, please. If I could get my way like that, I think I could come up with better things to waste my influence on:

*The Superpower List would be running 24/7 for free
*The Evolutionist's Stone RP would be well into it's 20th arc or beyond
*NB would be well into its 50th thread or beyond
*Neither 667, Wish, spydyr, Neogenetica, GreenDay, JoeD, Scotch or any of the other original user, including justin would have ever had to leave the site (this includes removing any negative obstacles out of their life that would prevent access to this site, but without ruining their jobs and family lives)
*Both the main site and the forum would have infinite bandwidth
*Every user would visit the site and participate on the forum at least once a day

And that's not even getting to what I would wish for, philosophy, religion, magic and superpower-wise.  

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Hey Marv, I say this and thought it might be kinda your thing: http://kcd-elements.tumblr.com/