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The sword deflects slightly off the gauntlets, nicking Jase's arm as it spins towards the wall.

The man, in a bought of uncontrolled rage, rushes towards Jase.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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The man is thrown back and lies sprawled on the floor, his neck hanging at an odd angle.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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A high squeaky voice emanates from the helmet.

"Oh my aching ever'thin. Ya made the stupid body go crazy, ya did. Stupid flesh."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Wha? Wha? Oh by the Lords. I'm stuck with a dunce now." The voice continues to speak and the eyes of the helmet glow.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Do I look like a wee little pixie to you? I'm a familiar and I'm stuck in this damnable helmet, so kindly pick me up so I don't have to spend the next hunnred years staring at a wall. I ain't doing that again."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Right, Right. So whatare ya doing here in the first place? Knocking down cultists for giggles?"
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"So your workin with them other cultists?" The helmet said in a tinny voice.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Magic's the reason I'm stuck here.. Never tick off a sorceress. I am surprised those other cultists havn't hired a hit squad yet. Our crazy cultists stole somethin from 'em. Dunno what it was but they were pissed. "
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Nice ta meet ya Jase. I'm Tobert." The helmet said. "You're alright. Better than the loon I was stuck with before."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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"Alive? I've been a helmet for.. let's see.. carry the three.. and that one time with the troll.. four hunnred years? I was freefloatin before that, so my memeries hazy then."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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