The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

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Zaleramancer
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Annnnd now I feel bad about my character making two eight-year olds cry... ._.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Mik_Hael
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yeah.......it also makes us look rather pathetic.
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Gentleman Vaultboy
If it makes you feel better, they both have shanks.

Tiny, adorable little shanks!

Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?
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Marvelous Miscreant
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I do indeed....
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Mik_Hael
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Like giving a gun to a monkey.....okay then in that case I'll break a few skulls my turn then.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Actually its more like giving a shank to an eight year old.
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Gentleman Vaultboy
Trust me, little kids have gotten a hold of weapons much worse than that in this city. I have one particular kid in mind as a write this.
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Marvelous Miscreant
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Sounds cool....and dangerous
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Gentleman Vaultboy
Alright Phi, your turn.
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Philote
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I blew everything up again
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Mik_Hael
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I have a flaming wooden sword.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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That's not a good thing Mikky....a burning wooden sword. It'll be ashes in no time.
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Mik_Hael
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You don't have much experience with wood and fire do you, depending on thickness it should stay relatively stable for at least ten to twenty minutes, more than enough time to wail on somone.
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Marvelous Miscreant
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I have plenty of expiernce burning sticks which is what you have pretty much and they burn quickly. You've got a couple minutes max before it's a Useless stub
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Mik_Hael
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Sticks, not wooden swords.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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A wooden sword is basically a carved stick. Same principle. It's okay, you can admit you're wrong. I won't hold it against you.
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Mik_Hael
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The rate at which wood burns is directly proportional to the thikness of said wood, even a two by four will take about an hour to burn all the way through it if you don't have a constant extra heat source ot keep the flame going, and honestly I'd probably end up putting the fire out the first ime I hit the freaking git.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Your sword is not a two by four. It's like a thick branch.
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Re: The Gangs of Everast City (Idea)

Mik_Hael
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It's not a thick branched, it's a carved reinforced oak. I'm right, your wrong, deal with it.
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Philote
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I couldn't find time limit on burning wood, but I found that oak is the slowest burning wood, so Jester should have enough time for the fire to not be a problem as long as he doesn't leave it lit on fire forever.
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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