So, what was I doing?
Oh right..
I'm making an AI-ish character to serve as
Miss Exposition or
the Voice With the Internet Connection.
Useless for combat, probably lives on Phi's character's saucer computer.
Of course, as a research/internet analysis AI, she'd be able to find out nearly anything.
"You need to take a left, there's a door that goes to a storage room. If you wait there, the patrol will pass in exactly thirty four seconds. Then you need to continue down the hall, the server the files we're looking for is in the second room on the left."
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather