Power Orphanage 2

[Vespert]

There's already a similar power.

[Myself]

Of course there is.

A joke power to lighten the mood (if needed):

"In Soviet Russia....."

Any effect on you is instantly reversed. For instance, instead of vampires drinking your blood, your blood drinks vampires. Instead of werewolves biting you, you bite werewolves. There are some things you shouldn't do with this, such as teleport, ride a bike or acquire superpowers.

Pros:
-You'll never get sick; you infect viruses.
-You'll never grow old; old grows you.
-You won't lose your superpowers; your powers will lose you (though it's essentially the same).

Cons:
-Powers used on this may produce unpredictable effects.
-It is always in affect; healing abilities will harm you and you'll levitate Telekinesis.
-It's a joke power.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Wow...
Can't believe nobody thought of this before...

Though, in all seriousness, I would go with the Yakov Smirnoff Effect or something for the name.

[jester_of_god]

...................in soviet russia, you no eat burger, burger eats you.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

....yes, we all know how they go.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

Downsides of power, must make way to inflict upon others as well. Con, only works in russia. and areas previously controlled by russia. Wulf don't encourage him.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

You can't say what the cons of a powerare that somone else made.....

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Why not encourage me.....My side is the fun, light hearted side.

[jester_of_god]

I am interjecting during the creation of the power in order to sway the wills of those involved in order to make the finished product better.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

It's a joke power....let it go.

[jester_of_god]

Even joke powers can be used correctly for devastating results.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Let it go......you tend to ruin fun things when you think its wrong.

[Myself]

Sensory organisation:
The ability to organize information from powers into a format your brain can understand.

Pros:
-Offers minor protection to powers which provide information to you.
-No more sensory overload from sensory enhancement powers.
-This is a passive power; it works itself.

Cons:
-Provides no new information; merely organizes it.
-You need sensory powers for this to be of any use.
-Not very useful with only a few sensory powers.

If WHD, Vespert, Shadowulf1 or I say it's not useful to us, we're lying.

[Myself]

It has been submitted, with a few adjustments.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Nice.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I could potentially use that power also.

[Myself]

What do you think?

I want to get it sometime, but at least I have it in the meantime due to Author's Power Mimicry*.