New Beginning

[Wish]

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[Myself]

Shall we put this in another thread?

It's interfering with this one.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

yup.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[jester_of_god]

so I'm lying in a hole, buryied under a few dozen pounds of dirt, minding my own business and starring off into space and twitching. When suddenly I'm lifted up by some unforseen force. Immediately I jerk, simultaineously popping all of the joints in my body along with my spinal cord and look towards a figure standing at the edge of my crater. I break from whatever is holding me and do several things at once. I space bending all of his joints in their opposite directions while instantaneously forming a giant indestructable block of white matter around the figure leaving his head exposed, at the same time  a muterialize several spears of diamond like substance orbiting in a ring around us primed to speed towards the center at any moment, and a ring of incredibly hot fire also circles around us. My body becomes encaased in the flames  of creation and destruction, and A mask forms over my face. Instantaneosly I'm a few feet away from him in the air with the flames of destruction forming a long black blade branching off from my left leg. All of this takes place in approximately .00000004862 seconds because of the King's time manipulation. I swing it towards the figures neck like a guilotine when I realize two things. 1 I'm no longer in training, and 2 I have no idea who this person is. I release all of my constructs and flip backwards in the air landng in a throne made of the same indestructable white matter.  I look at the slightly shocked and angry figure while I clean a bit of dirt out of my ear and say, "Sorry about that, So who the heck are you?"

I've picked up a few tricks during training...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

picked up what tricks? You had the power to do all that before. You've been uber-powerful this ENTIRE time.

[jester_of_god]

I thought that we just recently got these powers...Oh well, even so . I learned a few new fighting tactics and way's to manipulate reality while I was training.

[Myself]

I'm glad Spydyr hasn't started to destroy any cities yet.

I make a personal realm in which I am omnipotent. In this realm, Omni Vampire does not work. I put a third phylactery (what I'm calling Dorian Gray objects) in there and give it the same treatment as the other two -it can resurrect me and it's ability never fades nor can it be destroyed. Since I'm omnipotent there and there's no Omni Vampire, how are you going to get to my 3rd phylactery, let alone destroy it?

[jester_of_god]

I thought that were talking after you pulled me out of my  crater...

[Myself]

Are you still sitting in that radioactive crater?

[jester_of_god]

You=the figure that I almost decapitated.

[Myself]

I know.

[jester_of_god]

If being almost killed by someone who you dragged out of a radioactive crater isn't a conversation starter I do not know what is. I thought that there would be a large explanation or fight or something.

[Myself]

"Ah, I will not tell you my real name, but my name on the site is Myself." I reply.

Clearly, Jester is surprised as to why I pulled him out of a radioactive crater without explanation, so I will give him one.

"I decided to help out a fellow superhuman in, uh, need. You were being doused by enough radiation to wipe out a small town, so I helped you, using Accelerated Evolution to survive the radiation and Healing Touch from WHD to heal you. Do you want to help us save the world from crazed superhumans?"

[Myself]

Hmmm, while Jester decides, I'll turn into a cat that looks like my avatar on the list, but retains my powers and mind using Ultimate Shapeshifting.

[jester_of_god]

"Oh, the radiation...," I said leaning my head back, "Sorry about that, I was the one that was radioactive, don't ask, it involves alot of fighting inside of a star's core...By the way, don't use any of your powers on me like that without permission." I crick my neck and reverse the changes made by WHD, "As for the  fighting crazed super powerd lunatics, Why not, I've got nothingbetter to do at the moment until the rest of the nigh omnipotent evil shows up." I look at Myself cat who is currently absentmindedly cleaning himself...I blink and a bush of catnip springs up around him.

[spydyr]

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[jester_of_god]

I feel a disturbance in the force

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

So how should we react to this, is it too early to start the attack?