New Beginning

[jester_of_god]

Book of Celedon? By the way still waiting for my own death con level if I had started out in a bad'/destructive mood.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, you'd be DEFCON 1... unless you could be overwhelmed by a crowd (or any of us individually) we'd all still need the utmost defense against you.

As for the Book of Celadon, it's just my personal field guide of different creatures, constructs, spells, superpowers, prestige classes and locations (like my own personal D&D compendium, but for Celadon); it also helps me decide things I want to summon, or places I want to banish people.

[jester_of_god]

Ah...wouldn't information like that be recorded in one of the chapters of the book of everything, or "The Book of the Lamb"...I'm still pretty bored....this thing needs conflict and unfortunatly I'm just not in the correct mood to become the maniacle world dictator bent on mass destruction of the Universe this time....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, it would be, but my version is in the original Celadonian, and it has pictures

And if you're not in a world dominate-y kinda mood, go to a place that makes you feel that desire to start chaos... like Teletubby World (I hear it's especially annoying this time of year, lol).

[jester_of_god]

I guess I could always just go into the dark rescesses of my mind and unlock my killer blood lust.......not sure if that would be the best idea for the story though. What say you.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um...that'd be a no.

No need for THAT much bloodlust.

[jester_of_god]

Not really so much as blood lust, as demonic rage and mischeviousness mixed with animalistic blood lust......I might do it anyway at this point just to dprovide some conflict

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Eh, fine...I'm Wulfed up anyways, so it's no skin off my nose.

[jester_of_god]

eh, whatever, I'll only do it if we face anything entirely evil...and super powerfull...by the way, I'm going to need one of you to make sure I don't destroy the solar system during the backlash of one of my attacks if I do this......

[spydyr]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

I keep my nose to the winds. Fortunately that whack job can't intuitive-aptitude-ify his scent. Even if he KNOWS how it works. So, time to keep my nose out. Whichever way his trail leads, I will follow. Time to make somebody pass away an' die...maybe.

[Whd]

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[spydyr]

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[Myself]

I teleport to Shadowulf1 and follow him. I can smell something with my cat senses, but not as well as Shadowulf1 can, as a wolf has superior senses to a cat.

I use 5 Senses and Super Senses (both from WHD) to enhance my sense of smell, when I smell a burning city in the distance. I immediately suspect Spydyr, so head out in an attempt to stop him.

[jester_of_god]

I'm tired of having to deal with myself cat's silence. I split my awareness into several hundred housand copies and teleport to every major city in the world. All of me start materializing spinning trigger toys, and suck all of the rampaging super humans into the devices, and store the marbles on a shelf until later notice...I'll decide what to do with them later.  Then I merge back together and take a nap.

[Myself]

Mwahahahahaha.

You didn't realize I'd already left to meet with Shadowulf1.

[spydyr]

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[Myself]

Ah, that's what I'll hear.

*Moves troops near all the world's largest cities. The army is alerted, removing the troops from Iraq. Our combined forces stand by in concealed locations for Spydyr's catastrophic first strike.*

[spydyr]

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[Myself]

I'd have my own army, but I'd get help from the armies belonging to the governments of the world in this case.

Although, I might dominate over a few countries, like Australia, America and maybe a few others, although I might give control to one of my friends while I rule other places.