New Beginning 21: Awesomeness Revisited

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

"Really? I'm only alive because I archived Mythic status."

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

"Mythic status? My household doesn't really consider itself to be 'mythical' per se, merely things that you see in myths, but that's up to each person to decide."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Something I doubt you posses." I pull a large jar from nowhere. In it floats what appears to be a brain, because it is a brain.

"It's my brain....well, an older one I guess. I use to have a probably with my brain exploding. This is one that I put back together. It know what I knew up to the point at which it left my head. It holds more than a few of my secrets and I entrust you with.it."

[The Narrator]

A note appears, "Am I invited?  --Narrator.

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

"Interesting present for a living vault," Crescent looks at the crystalline golem expectantly. "You said you had presents for everyone and I don't know you, so could you introduce yourself to me before you give me any gifts?"

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

It snatches the jar with a wicked glee. "Yes, yes."

It vanishes in an instant. It would do. Ohhhh yes, it would do. These people were so interesting.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I bow then twirl about,"As you wish my dear. I am the Marvelous Miscreant. Sole Guardian on the Miscreant people and Ruler of the planet Cykosha. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

My eyes sparkle with mischief as I smile at Crescent.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

The Vault takes the note, looks it over a few times, and pulls a pencil from nowhere. It writes.

Who says you aren't? Real men gate crash. --The Vault

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

"I see, it is nice to make your acquaintance as well," Crescent smiles and curtsies. "And if you are going to introduce yourself so fully then I should return the favor. I am the Illusory Movement of the Sanhana of the Shigemoto Household, Shigemoto Wen Mei. I am wielder of the Silver Crescent Fang and the WorldBlade as well as wearer of the Cloak of Flowing Twilight."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Impressive. You'll be wanting your gift now I suppose. BEHOLD!"

I extend my palm and from it rises a iridescent shard of quartz.

"Not only is this little beauty pleasant to look at. It's also a living weapon. It hold a small piece of my power and shall serve you well should you choose to accept it."

[Tsubasa & Wen Tien]

Crescent gingerly picks up the shard and examines it in the light, "Beautiful. I wonder if I can incorporate it into metals to create a weapon with cosmic power. That'll be fun to try."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Do as you like....it's yours. Now who's next to get a gift!"

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Shadowulf1 (Wulf) wrote

 "Gifts? WHOO YEAH GIFTS WHOO YEAH GIFTS WHOO YEAH GIFTS INDUBITABLY INDEED SO SAYS I OMGWTFROFLCOPTERWHARRGHARRBL!"

I run over and leap atop Marv's head with all the excited, shaky anticipation of a six-year-old alchemically chimerized with a young Chihuahua.

From atop Marv's head, I scream, "ME!!!"

I swipe away anyone who dare approach, until I receive my gift.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Hmm, somehow I failed to notice the rabid Wulf atop my head. Ah well, here you go Wulf."

I hand to Wulf a strange circular device.

"It's a Direct Line to K.A.R.M.A. Should you ever require her services just dial her up with that."

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 "Yeah, woo, yeah!" gently poof from atop Marv's head to stand upright, and gratefully examine the make of the device Marv's just given me.

"Techne will definitely appreciate tinkering with this thing. K.A.R.M.A. and Computress haven't seen each other in a while, and I'm pretty sure they'll want to catch up."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Enjoy, my eager friend! Who else now?" I ask scanning the room.

[Philote]

"Marv always has the best gifts"  "And I would like to get mine next"

"Speaking of which" I say "Vault, Remember that artifact I threw you before the last fight? It was created using my Labyrinth Virus and if you can find it you can add it to your collection. I no longer need it."

"My offer to loan anyone the Gate representative of their realm from Haven is still open by the way."

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

"I gave that to him" it says, jerking it's thumb at Zale. "Can I get that back, friend?"

[Zaleramancer]

"That's a mouthful, so I shall call you Debbie. I am Zaleramancer, Skillful Sorcerer and Practiced Prognosticator. I know everything there is to know about everything interesting ever." I say as a toss the Monkey the.. whatever it was.

A fluttering note vanishes, saying Yes, Narrator.

"Sooooo, Marv." I slide over to my crystalline, "Where's mah presahnt?"

[The Narrator]

An epically brilliant lightshow issued forth, as fireworks burst in the
sky.  Swirling and spinning the lights twirled down and formed a person.

"It is I!  The Narrator, I'm sure you've all heard of my grand exploits...."