New Beginning 21: Awesomeness Revisited

[The Narrator]

*reappears*  I think someone was referring to me.  I'm a reality bender, I can go anywhere I choose, as long as I get a gist of what I need to focus on.  But I, The Narrator, has the most supreme focus of any being!  And I know exactly where Zale's is!

Be right back!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Oh, Narrator. You and your vast underestimation of the randomness of New Beginning...

[The Narrator]

*reappears*  

Ok, I went to Zales to but I didn't know what kind of jewelry we needed.....

[The Narrator]

*Reads previous subtext by SW*

Hey, I the randomness of NB hasn't whelmed me yet.  You'll see and come to respect the <fireworks flash in the sky in time with word>**EPIC RANDOMNESS** I have within!

I

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 *sigh* Told you.

Zale is short for 'Zaleramancer'. As in, the fellow what owns this here Library Dimension. We're looking for him, as per the parameters of our game of random, epic awesomeness.

[The Narrator]

So we don't need jewelery?  Dang gave the salesperson my number for nothing.  

Oh, ha, wait that Zale, why didn't cha say so, I swear Penultimate is SOOO slow,  can get you all there.  Is everyone here to travel.  It should be a simple 'port.  Although the Library Dimension sounds familiar.....

[Zaleramancer]

"Could you please stop popping in and out like that. I can feel the automated defense systems twitching. They'd deep fry all of us if they woke up." Taika glanced around nervously. "Some of us aren't Omega-Level World-Stomping Super-Beings."

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I have the slightest feeling you may not find it easy to pursue him, Narrator. And an even slighter feeling that his dimension wants it that way.

( Totally caught that, Zale...)

[The Narrator]

Awww.  You think that highly of me?  You get a cookie(one pops in hand out of thin air)

I usually don't disturb machines.  That's truly odd.  

[Celadon's Penultimate]

(Srsly, the dimension's gonna try to kill you, Narrator... )

[The Narrator]

Pswah, it's rare that I'm stopped from going where I please.  I've been places you can't imagine.

It can definitely be that easy, although I've never ran into other reality benders before.

*eyes glow*  It feels like something's pulling away my anchor to this place

[Zaleramancer]

"Most of them don't qualify as machines so much as semi-organic, demi-sapient quasi-mechanical self-reproducing devices." Taika muttered, "I barely understand how half of them work. Some of them have their own Jupiter Brains just to run them. Even a single one of them could level a significant portion of a galaxy."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

A small thermos drops from the air and lands near The Narrator

A small note attached to the side says "Open Me"

[The Narrator]

Ha, my mom can level places too, tho she's not super powered.

*eyes still glowing*  I think I can get us there now.  I'll have to anchor you all to me so you all don't get lost in the dimensional loop.

Who's all going, I have to talk stuff like this through to keep my focus..

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

"Got it, lets go get him then. Take me to your leader, then take me to your old leader." It said, picking up Malphas. A door opened. A door shut. The bird was gone. So was the horse. In their place stood a boy, older than the one The Vault had appeared with. White haired, long in the ear, with buck teeth. Hoodie, backpack, all black. His hood had two long strands of cloth attached that reached almost to the ground. He looked about skittishly, before his eyes feel on the demons girls suit.

"What? You? What do you want from me now? Where are we?" his eyes rested on the vizier and golden bull. "Who are they?"

"They" said the Vault. "are not important. Well, they are. But you don't need to know their names or anything. What I need from you is a army, to protect these guys until we can wake their boss back up."

"Why do you need me? You can take a army."

"Takes to long to beat up every individual demon."

"DEMON!"

"Need to take out a bunch at a time, hold em in stopgaps and the like."

The boy turns a pleading look to the nether realms exiles. "Did he say demons? What's he mean by that? Like, the forces of Hell?"

The Vault put her arm around the boys shoulder. "By the way, this is Peter. His troops will handle any demons we see from now on. Lets go!" She went charging half-cocked into the library, Peter clutched in a headlock and doing his best to keep up.

[The Narrator]

*Notices thermos*

You know I've had this happen to me before.  Awoke beside some big girl that squeaked when she moved.

Horrible night that was.  *Picks it up*  Ok, if I open it, if it's a trap, I'm sure I can stop what's inside

*Grabs lid*

If we need to go, I feel we should do it now.  I can sense what's happening there, barely.  It's like I'm being blocked

[Marvelous Miscreant]

A voice echoes out of the empty thermos.

"If you don't mind friend, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop hopping about through our little arc. You aren't the only powerful being here. We've merely constrained ourselves to rules for this arc. The fun is in the journey and all that jazz. We could jump to the end, but where's the fun in that? Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an owl to deal with. We'll speak again later."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"What is is my feathery friend?" I approach the spot of ground where it was looking and poked about in it.

"Is there something here, what am I supposed to do?"

[The Narrator]

*replies to thermos*

I thought I was invited.  Didn't realize I was interrupting important business...
This is a cool trick, did you get this thermos from Billy Mays?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You were invited. I said you could come in after the events of this arc were through. But you arrived a bit...early. So, rather than putting you off, and seeming like I was trying to stand you up, I invited you in.

But, recall, I did say you could wait until we had finished this arc.