New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Well.....I'm out of Ideas.....except for maybe.....IMMORTAL FANGIRLS!"

[Mik_Hael]

I snap my fingers and the Selena gomez transforms to elemental spirit, along with the fangirls. Element shifts now only change their abilities, not kill them. She then continues to attack and vocally berate you.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I had moly breath spray this morning...

I continue my song-based assault relentlessly, getting worse and worse by the second.

Then, for my final attack, I plan to psychically shift the revolution of the planets, thus converting the Music of the Spheres itself into a rendition of the same Biebery music. The Cosmos will be subverted into either bowing down, or--

The Drym: STOP!!! STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS WITH A SIDE OF BALDERDASH IMMEDIATELY!

The skies part to reveal the face of the Drym peering in on our reality bending games.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

*silence*

I dare not speak or move.

[Philote]

"I'm afraid I have more experience with these Elemental Planes Wulf"

I strike out, pulling the electrical part of yourself to jolt through the plane of water, burning the nature side of yourself with the plane of fire, freezing the mechanical part of yourself with the plane of frost. I continue to do this, warping the elements of your body against themselves.

"Warning, using somebodies own mastered technique against them is not a good idea."

[Mik_Hael]

No, not this time. I forcibly close the hole in the sky. THERE WILL BE NO OTHER HIGHER BEINGS INTERRUPTING THIS FIGHT.

I direct the Selena to flow into your lungs while your singing, and beat up your vocal cords on the way.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I have stopped in my place. It seems another audience commands my attention.

[Mik_Hael]

agreed

[Zaleramancer]

You know what. I refuse to let you beat yourself.

That's just no fun.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I'm not beating myself. If you let me finish rather than assuming, you'd see what I actually had in mind...

[Mik_Hael]

Yes, everytime theres a fight between us you call in some higher force and duck out. When it was the brawl with me and philote, you called in the olympian gods or some similiar $(&

[Philote]

Even I let myself get ultimately defeated at the end of my turn, with all the power ups I had.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 WHAT?

Stop jumping to conclusions!

[Zaleramancer]

I join my energy with Jester, sealing and double sealing the Drym back.

Either we beat Shad, or we keep going until the stars fall out of the sky.


I send a swarm of anti-fairies of the hair eating kind.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 So now you guys feel like ganging up on me?

I SAID, let me finish what the heck I'm typing up! I am not done!

[Zaleramancer]

Yes, but it seemed like we won.

Rather than having a third party come in and win for us.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Okay.

Fine.

Have it your way.

The Elementals are sealed. Rather than them causing me to stop playing that awful Bieber racket and getting back to the normal fight, the Bieber music remains playing, and I go all out with my plan.

The planets begin to shift in their revolutions. Their resonance alternates. Slowly, the entire Music of the Spheres is remixing into a Justin Bieber track.

If my calculations are correct, either the world will be subverted with a wavelength of transcendental music that will kill off every living male in the Cosmos, or the whole of fate will be redirected to drive toward some Biebery future.

[Mik_Hael]

...I allow myself to expand to a size equalling the giant justin and walk over. To whiper into his ear.

"Spirit form doesn't have ears." I then reach down your open singing throat and clutch your larynx.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I whisper to you telepathically.

"Spirit form also can't clutch physically tangible matter."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

For the love of George...just end the suffering.