New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

That's it I'm out till y'all calm down.

[Zaleramancer]

Shadowulf.

Really.

Calm down, please.

Before we say things we regret.

We're all friends here.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Can't be worse than the sound.

[Mik_Hael]

The game question is still up, and I'm ressetting this thing after each fight.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Nope.

I'm actually starting to enjoy this.

It's much easier to be a villain when I'm angry at you guys.

I have stopped all singing, and now the planets, the heavenly spheres sing for me.

Baby, baby, baby, oh...baby, baby, baby, no...

(How's THAT for villainous?)

[Philote]

Or we could just end the Bieber stuff some other way and move on.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Hm...I don't know. I'm actually starting to enjoy my villainy.

[Zaleramancer]

We can numb our skins.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I'll let you guys discuss it among yourselves.

[Zaleramancer]

I conjure up a chorus of banshees.

Their discordant cries warp the sound of the bieber, sending it back towards him.

[Mik_Hael]

.......There is one singer worse, than justin bieber, you will now make me use them.

I summon, every single horrible wannabee singer ever to stain the face of the universe. I suck them into the spinning trigger toy along with the Beiber clone from the curse, and merge the marbles. The resulting creation is the size of the Bieber and begins to make a sound that can only be described as a tone deaf russian cigar smoking great grandma singing Justin Bieber's greatest hits in the language of Kthulu as a pair of bag pipe is being played by a monkey who is scratching it's fingers across a chalkboard hooked up to a loudspeaker as an army of cat's are being ran over by a tractor, as their fangirl owners are being told that they are getting backstage passes to a Justin Bieber concert/dayspa.

...may god have mercy on my soul.

[Zaleramancer]

Why does that statement make you grumpy?

Honestly. You're acting like me during a religious debate.

[Philote]

I do the unthinkable, a defense better than any better to prevent the sound. I hypnotize myself to like the music temporarily. Now, having my power boosted by rocking out, I summon my sword, Halo, and slash at Wulf!

[Zaleramancer]

That is brilliant.

This is why I never want to fight Jester.

He's far more clever than I am when it comes to this sort of thing.

[Mik_Hael]

Good, because I'm about to get serious then. I manifest headphones capable of producing sound decibles on par with a nuclear bomb at point blank, attatched to an MP3 Containing my favorite fight music, and strike the ground with my sword around the bieber, preparing to draw up a summoning circle.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 So...so you blankety-blanks are STILL insisting on trying to freaking attack, even in my temporary absence?

Fine.

The Music of the Spheres begins humming louder and louder across the numerous dimensions.

It only needs me to sustain it.

With that in mind, I go into a meditative trance, toughening my skin to near-invulnerability so my mind can focus on spreading the influence of the music.

[Philote]

Philote wrote

I do the unthinkable, a defense better than any better to prevent the sound. I hypnotize myself to like the music temporarily. Now, having my power boosted by rocking out, I summon my sword, Halo, and slash at Wulf!

I arc my sword towards Wulf, Invulnerable to the musical assault.

(Note: Sword is made out of blank Philotes, making it the equivalent of a sword made out of nothing)

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I summon a horde of harpies, capable of shapeshifting into invulnerable versions of the people you hate most. They will take your damage.

[Zaleramancer]

What would you rather have us do? That's the purpose of the us being evil thing..

You're moving into a cycle of irrational anger now Shad.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I try to communicate telepathically with Shad and ask him to stop this nonsense.