New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

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Mik_Hael
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...so were counting that as an actual move that hit.....Damn it.

I sing the worst rendition of the most annoying song I can think of throwing in dimensional vibrations and a large telepathy rendition along with it that has enough force to be heard in the dimension three universes over.
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The Elemental Armageddon continues to hunt after Wulf, melding through different planes to reach him.
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Celadon's Penultimate
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I replicate myself, and push the dupe in the way of the anti-Penultimate loogie.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Mik_Hael
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I remove the curse allowing it to manifest as it's own being and continue singing while moving behind you and copying Zalermancer's lugi.
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Celadon's Penultimate
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I hear some terrible noise ringing out across the Cosmos.

It sounds like the wailing of a banshee being raped by a gang of savage chainsaws in the middle of a traffic while holding a cat tail-first in a blender.



I am so disoriented, so dazed, so confused...there is only one way out.

To stop the Bieber...I must BECOME the Bieber.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Ok, this is getting ridiculous
Praise the Sun
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Zaleramancer
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Nuke it from orbit?
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Marvelous Miscreant
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Sigh.....its better than Bieber.
Praise the Sun
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Mik_Hael
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Just a reminder, my turn will be deadly, not ridiculous. Now quick, hock as many lugies at him as you can!
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Marvelous Miscreant
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I spit up earth and minerals laced with poison....
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Celadon's Penultimate
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As the Bieber Beast, I grow to enormous proportions, and continue to blare Bieber's "greatest hits" one by one.

The bane of all other male existence, my touch will be like acid, my voice like nails on a chalkboard, my looks, my personality like a staring contest with the Gorgons.

Combine with my rightful Penultimate powers, there is only one way to stop me now.

(Don't worry. I'll end it soon.)
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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"EGO SMASH!"

I throw an egg at Shad and call him names.
Praise the Sun
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 "MWAHAHAHAHA!!! PUNY NOT-AS-ATTRACTIVE MORTAL! TREMBLE IN ANGER AND ENVY! FOR NONE CAN STOP ME! TIS I, THE BIEBER BEAST!!!"
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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"Riiiiiight.....Hey, could you hold on for a sec."

I walk over to the door and open it to reveal a swarm of crazed fan girls.
Praise the Sun
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My fifth strongest attack, having not been deflected or avoided, melds into the plane Wulf is currently on. The full force of the elemental planes emerging around him.

(Its effect: Whatever the elemental planes touch, they warp painfully into their own element. With all ten around you, one moment your body would be turning liquid to the next moment freezing and continuing throughout all the elements repeatedly.)
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Re: New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

Mik_Hael
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.....I summon a giant Selena Gomez who has the notion that Justin Bieber cheated on her with Miley Cirus. =.=.
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Celadon's Penultimate
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 "UM...OH DEAR. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING."

The legions of fangirls swarm all around my huge feet, hugging them, kissing them, licking them...even humping them like dogs in heat.

I recoil in terror at the mindless zombie-like hive-mind, as they shower me in their sheepy affections.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Marvelous Miscreant
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"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
Praise the Sun
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Celadon's Penultimate
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I recoil again as I am painfully shifted from one element of nature to another.

But then I look down. The fangirls have no defense against the transmogrification. They turn to earth, and crumble like dust in the wind. Likewise, the Mega Selena Gomez transforms into a huge wave of water.

I am in pain, but to my good fortune I can adapt against the agony. So now...I'm just shifting between elements.

Hehe, thanks Phi...I can work with this.

I resume singing full blast.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Zaleramancer
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I use magic duct-tape to tape your mouth shut.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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