New Beginning 18: Beware of Reality Warpers!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I project several Spinning blades made of Nothing. at Shad.

[Mik_Hael]

YES, For the love of all things holy attack us now!!!

[Zaleramancer]

Are you sure?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Yes, Zale.....we're sure.

[Philote]

I unleash my fifth strongest ability,  Elemental Armageddon.

I open up my elemental gates like a pressure valve and the warping energy pours out. I condense the energy around me into ten overlapping spheres and release the rain of destruction to target Wulf only.

[Zaleramancer]

I say a Word. And the Word makes the area around me shiver.

A wave of energy rushes towards Jester, Marv and Phi.


"You said attack us. I asked you if you were sure."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

...Atack Him and Shad...not me and Phi too.

[Zaleramancer]

"Oh. Why didn't you say so?"

I throw a rock at Shad, which rapidly grows to the size of a boulder, then a hill, then a mountain.

[Mik_Hael]

"...heh, this is going to hurt like heck." Continuing shifting I slash downard with my sword's full strength for a split instant. The force from the swing alone cracks the planet through to the core. Let's finish this as soon as possible. Then we can start the Fantasy RP.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I teleport into the Astral Realm to escape the attacks headed my way. Teleporting back out of the otherworldly realm, I zap shackles (made of dimensional energy) onto each of your wrists.

[Mik_Hael]

I detach my arms, grow new ones, then reabsorb the old ones allowing the shackles to dissapate before punching you in the face.

[Zaleramancer]

I send out a vibration through the Astral Plane..

Attracting hungry... things from it's depths. The surge towards Shad.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, I'm already out now.

I imbue your shackles with the same signal used to attract the malevolent Astral things.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I get bored  and yawn

[Mik_Hael]

......I begin to get very. very. very. very annoyed. I begin the reaction for a small copy of the big bang to take place in the center of your Cerebral cortex, and anchor it to your spiriit for good keeping.

[Zaleramancer]

I eat them.

NOMNOMNOMNOM.

Then, with the extra energy, I spit a gob of reality anchoring acid towards Shad.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Really now?

I turn you into Justin Bieber, and seal the transformation for the next 72 hours.

[Mik_Hael]

No forced transformations. That's a rule. All I did was pinpoint reality bending, even I know about eight or nine ways to avoid dying form that attack.

[Mik_Hael]

Besides, would you reality want to do the equivalent of giving Justin Bieber Ultimate reality bending?

[Zaleramancer]

"Just start singing already. I'll funnel the sound towards Shad, amplified a thousand times. He'll crack like a egg."