Mythology!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I was afraid you'd say that.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Afraid? That's a silly thing to be afraid of.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Okay, afraid was a poor word choice.

"Slightly worried" seems more the proper idea.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I am however studying up on egyptian mythology so.....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Ah...

Then I'm your guy.

Though, I warn you, like Greek mythology, there's some, um...questionable content you'll come across.

Like the myth of my the sun is not as bright as the sun. Or why the desert is barren. Or Set and Horus', um...fling.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Well, of course....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Some disturbing stuff.

I think Norse mythology is the least sexually-oriented mainstream mythology. Either that or Roman.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'm prepared for that....I'm no child.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You don't have to be a child to find semen-covered lettuce disgusting.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Meh....It's disgusting but not that bad.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Fine, fine...just a warning.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Hmmm....I'll disregard your warning

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Kay, good luck with that.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

 I always have good luck......except when I don't

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Have at it.

[Zaleramancer]

But doesn't norse mythology kick off with a frozen giant being thawed out by cow licks? Then his sweat turns into two sons?

And then his legs.. get friendly and you get a third son...


See this? This is why I don't do norse mythology. That's some freaky stuff right there.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Four words: Eating semen off lettuce.

Totally put me off mayonnaise fo-evah.

Not to mention, Greek myth's Agdistis...

(BTW: Yay! Zale! )

[Zaleramancer]

Sadly, I'm not on because my internet is back.

It's just my aunt came over, and her laptop for some reason has internet...


So... Beggars can't be choosers.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ah, c'est la vie...

Que sera sera, and all that.

Hope it's back on soon...(Or at least that you get the chance to use your school computers for extracurricular activities some time...)

[Zaleramancer]

I hate using school computers.

I can never shake the feeling that someone will come up and ask me what I'm doing.

And I hate having to stop and explain.


Also. I no longer have to wonder what kind of sound a few thousand cowbells ringing at once would make. I know.