But, of course, after Uburra-Namall raised it up to a decent age, it would go to live with you. Because, ya know...she's a hedonist. And aside from utterly despising hard work (the principle, not her child), she likely wouldn't stay romantically involved with Crav once another love interest comes along... Wouldn't want little Uburra-Crav-Namall-Jr walking in on Mommy with her current lover(s)...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)