Loot: The Eternity Dungeon (Planning Thread)

[Marvelous Miscreant]

My apologies for the long delay. Let us continue our adventure.

[Smackgiver]

No worries, Marv.  Did you make it thru your finals in one piece?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Nearly, but unfortunately I lost my right arm to my Computer Science Final. I'm set to be fit with a prosthetic next week.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I promise, for a split second, I thought you were serious.

[Smackgiver]

I hear Cyberdyne systems has some really good options.  

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I totally see what you did there.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I am serious. I'm down one arm.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

They are leaders in their field. I actually wouldn't mind a Cyberdyne prosthetic arm.

[Smackgiver]

Whoa!  Sorry, bud.  I feel like a jackass for my cheesy joke earlier.  What happened?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Seriously? How'd you break your arm?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Not my arm, but my hand. It was a whole debacle with a closing door and some degree of force. I'll be fine.

[Smackgiver]

Hey, Marv - while I'm out of the country, I don't want Loot to be slowed down on my account.  I'd just like to acquire some cestus and greaves for my forearms and lower legs/feet for hand to hand combat.   I'll just stick by Willow to keep the story moving.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Y'all ready for a few more magical elements to come into play?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Never doubt the honor of Oswin Roland.

Also, yes.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Wait, did Star just....

...Wow!

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Just the tip. It's not like it's his real hand anyway.

Did you ever have that one kid in your neighborhood who, if you told him that he couldn't possibly climb a tree, would climb all the way to the top just to prove you wrong and then someone would have to call the fire department to get him down? Oswin is that kid. Hates being called a liar. Hates when someone implies he's a liar.

[Philote]

I feel like that moment almost warrants a drawing from Marv.

[Smackgiver]

I second that.  I'd like to see Marv's interpretation of Star whacking his pinky-tip off.  

GV - he used the hatchet, I assume?  

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Yep. Awkward to do with a sword.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

So, Here's a peek at how I'm doing shops right now. I'm rolling up random inventories and leaving a couple or so spaces blank. These blank spaces will be filled by whatever the first character to ask is looking for. Of course it might not be exactly what they are looking for, the depends on the second role I do. I've got a system to determine how close to exactly what they need the object is. The rest is just me making it up as I go.