...hehe, tickled my laughing bone.
BTW: It's okay. You can find this funny. I won't hunt you down and castrate you.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)