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Re: Internet Awesomeness

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although still better than dead space.
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Re: Internet Awesomeness

jester_of_god
or any of my nightmares.
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Yawn...


Ever played any of the Quake games?





“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
nah, but still I've seen worse....or maybe I've just been decensitized by the real world.
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Oooh. I'm shaking.

ADIPOSE AVATAR!!!!

ADIPOSE AVATAR! I EAT YO FACE!!!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Re: Internet Awesomeness

jester_of_god
Tim Burton remains king of the messed up.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~sebulbac/burton/oysterboy.html 
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Re: Internet Awesomeness

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Nice golem
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It's not a golem. It's a worse-than-undead freak that people supposedly mutate into if they don't eat for long periods of time.

Think I'm gonna go have a ham sandwich.
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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jester_of_god
....in that case then why aren't pop stars hideous and super models completely insanity causing?
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Um, he's terrible, but he's definitely no Poe.

You want messed up, read ANYTHING by Edgar Allan Poe, and cannibalizing your half-oyster kids would seem like a pleasant walk in a rosy field.
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I have before and Poe's not that bad. The worst thing i've ever read from the guy is sleeping every night next to the corpse of his teenage wife.
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Because D&D's physics only apply in D&D...
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Okay...and you think eating an interspecies child is worse than that? I'd say they're closely tied.
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yes it's worse, because he was eaten ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee.....and raw, that's just bad for the digestion.
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WOW.

ANYWAYS, I was only trying to say, Poe is freaking bad. You might be able to see the stuff with Burton, but Poe makes you imagine it. And MY imagination after reading "The Black Cat" or "The Raven" or "Lenore" or "The Telltale Heart"? Um...not nice.
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jester_of_god
...........I....want....that fish
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Um... O.o

There's...honestly nothing I can say. That was...something.

Mixing faiths. Making interspecies representations of gods. Drug warnings. I'm...stumped.
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Re: Internet Awesomeness

jester_of_god
Real life fiction.............don't ask.
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And I will not.

Anybody got any more Internet Awesomeness to share, unrelated to the anti-drug Goldfish deity housed in the box warehouse Tartarus dimension, in which HADES is a low-level employee?
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“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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