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[Philote]

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

   42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.

[jester_of_god]

but what about the nut jobs that say that every day is going to be the end of the world?

[Philote]

jester_of_god wrote

but what about the nut jobs that say that every day is going to be the end of the world?

nuff said

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now..."  -Gir from Invader Zim

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Phi:  First verse any good Christian goes to to prove that point. I don't know when it's gonna end. They don't know. Even the angels don't know.

@Jester: Those, even us Christians call lunatics.

@Marv: Shut it, not helping...

@Everyone else: Don't worry, just had to get out that small moment of Jesus-freak-itude. I wasn't trying to turn it into some whole sermon or something. Just wanted everybody to know that's not how all Christians believe.

[neogenetica]

There was a book of some of the comics at my school. I think the first few chapters like 1-13-ish.

[Zaleramancer]

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Zaleramancer]

Don't make him break out the cuckoo clock!



Also..

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Baldrimmr likes cuckoo clocks. He says something about looking them in the eye letting him peer through time. I think it's all a bunch o' hooey, though.

I think.

[jester_of_god]

.......not even the cast like it, makes sense.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, I remember reading Robert Pattinson's comment. It was funny, and it had me thinking...

"What a guy won't do for money..."

[jester_of_god]

.....with me it's not so much money and more with power.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Um, I was saying that it's a shame that Robert Pattinson was willing to make himself look like a sparkly, effeminate, non-vampiric vampire idiot, and Taylor Lautner was willing to soft-core prostitute himself out (shirtless in nearly every scene, if I'm not mistaken from the gossip I overhear) just to make a quick buck.

It's really funny stuff.

[jester_of_god]

When a computer has too many programs open at once it's processing speed slows. Your brain has to operate you entire body, regulate hearing, peace together words out of jumbled vibration, process images, and coordinate muscles at the same time, in other words, "YOUR BRAIN IS LAGGING RIGHT NOW."


In addition, check out this sweet version of the three little pigs, not sure if this has been posted before though.

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

That was jabberwocky alright.

(BTW: Didn't care for the remake of that video anymore than I liked the original--which isn't saying much; neither was good, and the second furthers a stereotype)

Anyways, I understand why they do it, too, I just couldn't imagine doing it myself.

[Zaleramancer]

I saw a pie chart somewhere about "The reasons your girlfriend is dragging you off to see Eclipse"


I'll have to find it..


FOUND IT!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

They feel like they have justification for forcing men watch other men be overly sensitive and overly protective to angsty, undeserving-of-a-vampire-OR-shapeshifter-for-a-boyfriend emo female teens???

They need serious mental evaluation!

[Zaleramancer]

No, no.

They just want to see Taylor Launter shirtless.