Empowered Objects

[Smackgiver]

Go for it, Myself.  

[Myself]

Another object:
Name: The cursed resurrection jewel:
Classes (original): 1a, 5c, 10,
Effects: Object is a jewel, which appears to "mark" an individual who comes in direct contact. It has the ability to resurrect any individual who has touched the object and this effect is controlled by the user. However, doing so enslaves the user to future resurrection and it can, for obvious reasons, only revive those who touched it while alive.

The first time I have used the classification method I have devised in it's intended use.

[WonderDrow]

Can you elaborate on what you mean by "enslaves the user to future resurrection" ?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Seems to mean that it forces the user to constantly resurrect back from death, whether he wants to or not.

[Myself]

Apologies for insufficient explanation.

By using the object, one must touch it. However, by doing so, it allows any future individual to bring you back, whether you like it or not.

[WonderDrow]

Ah ok, so it's another emphasis on "resurrect and you can be resurrected"

[Myself]

Indeed. Apologies for the prior confusion.

[Myself]

Another one:
Name: Statue of Famine
Classes (original): 1a, 6, 10
Effects: After making contact, an individual will start to lose body fat, though this will be followed by muscle in later stages. This may take differing amounts of time for different individuals, but the loss of mass continues until either death or someone else touches the statue. If someone else touches the statue, the previous subject will lose no more weight, but all attempts to restore subjects' lost mass past that point has been met with failure excluding the removal of the secondary effect. If the current host dies, the secondary effect vanishes in previous victims, effectively resetting it.

Since I am testing out the classification system, I'm adding some SCP-style items.

I thought the "Statue of Famine" would be interesting as it would be greatly helpful to some, as long as you could pass it along to someone else.

[WonderDrow]

Will the opposite of that statue be available? Not sure how you would name it though...

Or maybe a statue that targets only specific area of the body?
For example the Big Butt statue would become quite infamous.

[Smackgiver]

Sir Mixalot would take that statue with him on tour, methinks.  

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 That would actually be amazing.

[Myself]

I may consider that. This current statue targets no specific areas; it is the normal physiological reaction to starvation.

[Myself]

Shall I make the opposite of the previous entry?

[WonderDrow]

How would you name the device?

[Myself]

The Statue of Overindulgence perhaps?

[Smackgiver]

An Obelisk of "Round Things in Your Face"  

[WonderDrow]

Balls?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yeah, Smack sorta walked into that one.

Not to mention, combined with an obelisk shape? THAT'LL get awkward quick.

[Smackgiver]

Um, no actually.  It refers to a lyric in Sir Mixalot's song, Baby's Got Back.  Plump, female derrieres, plural.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 We know this, Smack.

I was actually tempted to post the link from Youtube.