There is no moving out of Mirror Lake.
Guy: I wanna move, and sell my house!
Realtor: What? Your house isn't for sale. And why would you want to sell it anyway? The lake view is gorgeous!
Guy: Um, that's exactly why I want to move. Can't stand the lake view.
Realtor: I repeat. Your house is not for sale.
Guy: Um...what? Why not?
Realtor: Why would we let you go? The lake view is beautiful. Anybody else would
kill for that view.
Guy: No, really, it's cool. Somebody else can move in. I decided I want to live somewhere else...
Realtor: You...you don't get it, do you? You're not leaving this house. Not this town. Not now. Not ever.
*crowd walks up behind realtor*
Realtor and Crowd: One of us. One of us. One of us...
Guy: AAAAAAUGH!!!
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)