Apocalypse Survival #1: Zombie invasion.

[neogenetica]

I forgot to tell you that a zombie with my powers would be constantly decaying and regenerating stronger so in a shot amount of time it would be verrrrrryyyyy hard to beat.

[Wish]

So no affecting zombies directly?

Then how about affecting the virus dna within a zombie?

[jester_of_god]

which is why I'm obligated to keep a sniper round aimed at your head at all times in case your bitten.

[neogenetica]

O.O

[jester_of_god]

what, I expect you all to do the same for me, but I will fight back....hard.

[neogenetica]

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I didnt know we had a policy for that.

[jester_of_god]

you just rose a very good point. How do we deal with one of us getting infected.

[neogenetica]

Transfer their mind into a clone of them.

[jester_of_god]

....How

and what happens to the zombie.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

If any of us get infected, they die. That's that. No trying to preserve their soul into a new clone-husk. Not ethical, not gonna happen. If ya try it, Ima go Mega-Wulf and stomp some superhuman booty. Or toss you to the zombies. Or both. Doesn't matter what order.

[jester_of_god]

okay here's the situation if I die. If some how I die in a heroic act, I'll let myself fade off. However if I get infected through betrayal, I will destroy everything in a thirty mile radius before becoming an unstoppable force of pure destruction.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, really. Well, first of all, you're not allowed to have that much power. And second of all, if you DO take on that much power, I get to divide you by zero, taking out every zombie on every side of us, for as far as the eye can see, along with you.

[jester_of_god]

technically any number divided by zero is equal to infinity if you define dividing as seeing how many times one number goes into another number, and besides, what would you do if someone shoved you off of a building as zombie bait.

[Philote]

I dont see how it equals infinity

If i get infected I'll probably try to sabotage things. We get to work with the zombies once we are infected right.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Jester: If somebody shoved me off a building as zombie bait, then they'd better hope I don't escape their attack as an infinitesimal mite (which I will try my best to do), because if I do, then I'm gonna try my best to come back as Mega-Wulf and stomp 'em. Then stomp 'em some more, and then toss their body, barely clinging to life, into the oncoming zombie swarm.

@Philote: Imagine trying to divide your essence (we'll call you 1) into a completely empty area, like, say, outer space (which we call 0, because it's empty); each of your particles go shooting off into the far reaches of space, never to reach an end. That's what you're theoretically doing to a number when you divide it by zero. The number is essentially vaporized, in a futile attempt to fill the void of the infinite nothingness that is 0. Kinda scary when you think of it.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I think you can work with the zombies once infected, but I can't say for sure. Ask Myself when he's on (or rather, wait for him to answer the question you've already posed...)

[jester_of_god]

so we're on the same page.

[Philote]

Hmm i dont think youre putting it into infinite space or it would be 1 divided by infinity. You would be dividing it into nothing so its basically deleting matter. Or thats how i view it.

[jester_of_god]

 here's how I see it, how many times does zero go into one?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

meh, something like that; I think at least ONE of us has it right...lol