Apocalypse Survival #1: Zombie invasion.

[spydyr]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

we don't...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

they're entertaining an idea first formulated in jest...

[jester_of_god]

we're just keeping our options open.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

it hasn't even gotten off the ground, let alone requiring an option so drastic as that...

[neogenetica]

Actually drastic would be giving jester a likeness of a nuclear war head.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

uh, no, that would be SUICIDAL...

[jester_of_god]

why do that when their still selling death stars in the toy isle.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Quick, somebody BUY ALL OF THEM!!!

[jester_of_god]

....somebody huh

Quantakinesis+ 1 one hundred dollar bill.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

good point.

...

I'M gonna buy all of them

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, I still have a large supply of bionicals, and other weapons of mass destruction and mayhem from when I was five.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, if that's the case, time to dig up my old collections of Legos, Superman and other superheroes....

[jester_of_god]

I thought that you only had Quantakinesis, if anything take out the old jacks and bouncy balls.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, yeah, right, right...

sorry, got distracted...

[jester_of_god]

...imagine this. the zombies have surrounded us and we're at the top of a large building. I'm knocked out or incapacitated in some way, and the only weapon we have is a bouncy ball.=== Giant SUper Balls Raining DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS TO CRUSH ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Or I could just go Mega-Wulf and do the whole "HULK SMASH!!!" thing...

Or, ya know, shrink us the size of ants and take a nice lovely paper airplane...

Or, replicate myself enough times to take a lot of them on at once (though this would require a MAJOR power boost)

BTW: At most I can create 40-50 replicates at a time; if I make them smaller, there can be more, and if I make them larger there'd be less...

[jester_of_god]

I'm sorry to tell you this but in this scenerio you are one of the largest assets and the biggest liability. If you make yourself  giant, it'll be like stepping in an ant nest, you will get infected. If you make duplicates of yourself, that just leaves us with an army of zombified shadow wolves. If you shrink us, and then something happens which gets you killed, we're all pretty much dead. I"m not saying that a zombie capable of converting anything it touches into a super weapon is a good thing, but you should still be able to see my point.

[Wish]

Shadowulf has a broken ability in the RP context.....simply divide all of the zombies by 0.

Oh Sh------

[jester_of_god]

wouldn't that cause an end to the entire universe as we no it? by the way I thought that he couldn't directly effect zombies for the sake of the RP. and technically wouldn't something divided by zero equal infinity?