Apocalypse Survival #1: Zombie invasion.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

What, animals? I wasn't thinking of eating PEOPLE...just raw animals like deer and stuff. And being a giant I could just pop 'em in my mouth like gooey, bloody, gutty candies...

[jester_of_god]

No I remember reading somewhere, maybe Genesis, that you weren't suppose to eat an animal that still had blood runing through it's veins....

[jester_of_god]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Medicinal tablets...by the way does organic matter cover just things that were once living, or anything with Carbon in it....

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Anything organic. Like plant matter, and animal matter.

[jester_of_god]

fair enough, so not just anything carbon based...okay if we can't do that then maybe you can make a virus that makes human cells explode if digested.

[jester_of_god]

but that might make our own stomachs explode.....hmmmm, no viruses.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

NOW you're gettin' it...

[Zaleramancer]

Hydrochloric acid?


Maybe with some kind of heavy duty hose...  

[jester_of_god]

Wait....I have an idea, What about a virus that infects animals turning them into rampaging monsters capable of lifting trucks, and an extreme craving for zombie meat.

[Zaleramancer]

Modified rabies?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

no shortcuts...something like that makes gameplay too easy...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[jester_of_god]

yes, in a way basically night of the living dead vs. I am legend.

[Zaleramancer]

What about a fire truck filled with holy water?


Or.. is that vampires..

[jester_of_god]

depends, are the zombies brought back to life through necromancy or viruses. if Viruses then no.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@Zale: lol, yes that's cheating too...

@Jester: Virus.

[Zaleramancer]

We could just nuke them.

But that might just make them radioactive/mutants.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

didn't get the point did ya?

NO end-all, be-all attacks.

[Zaleramancer]

Honestly though, we are all pretty much powerful enough to do something like that.


It might be a good idea to rethink some of our powers.

[jester_of_god]

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sulfur/Uranium/Acid mix contained inside of a squirt gun altered with aura injection. Super high pressure water cannon that explodes on contact with whatever it hits, spreading the acid which melts anything it touches, and vaporizing the Uranium, infecting the zombies with cancer designed to have their cells multiply at an accelerated rate, while producing obscene amounts of magnesium and raising their body temperature several hundred degrees.