What did Sascha do to deserve being grouped up with a bunch of people who had, in the.. fifteen minutes or so we'd been outside, manage to injure themselves in a variety of frightening ways?
At this rate, everyone was going to be dead before sunset.
Well, time for basic first aid. She might not know a terrible amount, but figuring out how to improvise bandages wasn't what hard.
(If we're still in the yard with the fence that got knocked down, Sascha will take some of the smaller planks and bring them over to the new fence. That's all for now.)
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather