50 years ago, an amusement part came into the world, one that brought joy and fun to the billions of people who have walked through it's gates. Actions Jacks It the number one rated Theme Park in the entire world, and the jobs it created helped to revitalize the sleepy little coastal town of [[UNDISCLOSED]]. But the park has a different face, one know only to those that work their. A darker face.
Alright, so they built it on a Leyline convergent point. That's not so bad! And sure, it might have also been a native American burial ground, but it's not our fault the graves weren't marked. And, okay, sure, maybe the priest brought in to bless the park used the word F'taghn a little much, but he came cheap and highly recommended. Look, the point is, creepy things happen here. Weird things. But the only way those happy families can continue their fun filled romps through the park is if
they. Don't. Know about it. We're not closing down, and we are not losing our valued customers, especial to those heathens at the
Zooquarium!So, I'm going to have to ask all employes to handle any occult phenomenon that comes up. Nothing that will damage the reputation of the park can be reviled to the public. For this service, we pay you an extra 2 dollars an hour. Now, lets all get to work, and make some lasting family memories.
Hey son, wanna' learn how ta' make witch balls?