Actions Jack's Amusment Park Madnass (Comments)

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I think that the art style didn't agree with me. Something about the faces.

Also, I heard they went into a castle in 2005, and Still haven't come out.

[Zaleramancer]

They got out.

The Doom Bell Tolls.

And yeah, I can understand about the artstyle. The variations in the facial expressions are a bit.. interesting.

But all in all, it's fairly entertaining.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Adventure land: 1/3 wild west, 1/3 amazonian jungle, 1/3 pirate lagoon. Features a zoo and an aquarium.

Future land: Typical zeetrust vision of the future. Corny rockets and spires, ray guns, green women, all that jazz. Most of the thrill rides are here.

History land: Basically Epcot with more countries, even ones that no longer exist. Egypt, ancient china, even a zone dedicated to dinosaurs. Focuses on edutainment.

Horrorville: Focuses on spooky entertainment. By day, rather corny. At night, however, no children under 16 are allowed inside. It becomes a fright fest. Employees in this area are known for their vigilance.

Cartoon Village: Smallest sector. Lots of cartoon mascots and fully explorable houses. You can also meet action Jack.

The Action Jack Studios in the center is basically Disney MGM studios on a smaller scale, focusing on shows and meeting the needs of the guests.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Okay.

I'll have to come up with some cool mascots then.

[Mik_Hael]

So, no proclaiming the reasons for thie experiments unless someone asks then?

[Mik_Hael]

Would it be enteresting to have a character who's the parks, legal/accounting department, which is basically a version of Hermes Conrade from futurama?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Sure. You would probably have more interaction with the management than anyone else. You'd be sent on sight to account for any loss and liability.

[Mik_Hael]

I was thinking it would be an NPC.The beuracracy surrounding the park is so extensive and inpenetrable that the children traumafied by their experience are more likely to die of old age sooner the their first meeting with the park Lawyer.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I don't think you understand. Children don't get traumatized, at least not by the strange things that happen in the park. It's been running for decades, and the public at large still has no idea its a boiling cauldron of the occult. Employees do their jobs right, and no one ever knows.

[Mik_Hael]

Sorry, sorry, sorry then, I'll be quiet until it's launched.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Hey Mik, I found a name for the thing you want, the robotics thing?

Malign Science Related Memetic Disorder (MSRMD), or Mastermind Disease. Expanded capacity for logic and intuition and accelerated learning, sociopathic apathy toward human beings, and compulsive desire to take over and/or destroy the world. Can be treated with medication.

This sort of what you were looking for?

[Mik_Hael]

Pretty much I guess, but he won't be taking ze drugs.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Mmkay, got it.

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

-Random mobs descend on food stands like a school of Piranha, devour everything, scatter and vanish.

-Ferris wheel spins abnormally fast, opens portal through time. Nazis occupy park.

-Mr. Bones Wild Ride reappears in Horrorland. Unfortunately, guests have already gotten on the ride. You'll have to go in after them.

-Plague of Dogs.

-Rich family buys out the entire park for their daughters birthday. The day will be perfect.

-Mascots are looking more genuine than usual.

-Special effects show gone wrong transports Park to mars. Guests must be kept withing the park until problem is sorted out.

-Day of the Dead rolls around, Park is flooded with ghost family's on vacation.

-Someone has stolen the cryogenically frozen head of the Parks founder. Retrieve it.

-Cult planning mass suicide on park grounds to summon ancient god. Prevent this.

-Water park is discovered out in the swamp that management had completely forgotten existed. Decides to clear out and reopen this water park.

[Philote]

I'm liking these ideas

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

-Random bloodstains appear throughout park.

-Arms have been reaching out of places they shouldn't fit, and harassing people.

-One section of the park closes it's gates, declares independence from rest of park.

-Baby gorilla is born in adventureland, starts growing at a rapid rate.

-One of our dolphins is sick, train this Shoggoth to jump through a flaming hoop.

-Is it just me, or are these people getting fatter?

-Spiders.

-Parasitic Spiders.

-Some guys have been living in the park tunnels for twenty years, take this tranquilizer gun and this shillelagh....

-Bees get organized.

-We found a dinosaur living in one of the old paddocks.

-Demons have taken over one of the restaurants, refuse to leave.

-Witchs have staked out the park, and are stealing children.

-Harmless Witchs have shown up, and are threatening to sue over their portrayal in Horrorville.

-Sexy Witches are standing around, being generally distracting.

-Well, now we have all these broomsticks. What do we do with them?

-One in 1000 Jack dolls we sold today turned out to be cursed. Go get them.

-There's a new flavor of Slurpee the guests are really enjoying. We didn't introduce a new flavor.

-People around the park are being replaced by doubles who look exactly them, with the exception of a goatee.

-Andy from legal has a Beelzebub coming to collect what he's owed, stall him until we can throw together a contract extension.

[Philote]

If we're trying to decide on an RP to start, what if we just took the mechanics for characters from the Everest RP and used the story from this RP?

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

Maybe.

Throw one together. Give me an example.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, I'll need some examples too. I have not even so much as glanced at Everest RP.

[Zaleramancer]

Sally Summers The Tour Guide

Theme Park Navigation (4), The Black Speech (3),  Staring Down Things-Which-Man-Was-Not-Meant-To-Know (2), Interesting Factoids(1)

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