Ok.
I will be playing the role of reactive scenery. Just describe what you want your character to do, and I'll tell you what happens.
I think I will start this tomorrow. Partially because I want everyone to get the news, and partially because this whole thing only works If I'm awake.. and I'm going to sleep soon.
I have the first post composed.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather