Three Word Story

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

but very nutritious.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

Recap:

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Once upon a time on new-earth the MPU's were defeated by CyberBioNanoTechnoPsionicSuperSpiritMythicMartialMagicalChan and wisely decided to enjoy icecream before the upcoming end of days.  
Fortunately for them she was kind of a huge kicker of butts.  
The heroin decided to go out on a mission of peace and mercantilism.
She reasoned that the space-time-continuum could be preserved while acquiring vast sums of cash.

But why would the Gnomes of Thistlethorpe help her?
Their monopoly on the best merchandise involving penguin based artifacts and amulets proved more troublesome Than Previously Anticipated
The gnomes undercut hairstyle is infamous for inspiring loyalty in it's troops.
A new haircut brought great joy to the MPU's. Sensibilities as well.

As the apocalypse approached, they planned to take over The Gnomes' monopoly, primarily for repurposing 5th dimensional technology and Gallifreyan innovations.
This was intended to augment their Divine Force Fields and otherworldly weaponry  to Cray Levels like their abilities Of cake making.
Freshly-fortified, the MPUs summoned top demons, Pain and Panic, In defense mode.
Sabbathiel, I choose to end you and conclude this pathetic power struggle.
Having decided to stop Archangel Sabbathiel from DESTROYING REALITY before lunch, they checked grammar and initiated a plot.
To destroy Infidels  would evoke mutiny within the Army  belonging to the powers that be.

Parthenogenesis was the only other option.
To combat this superficial decline in puppies and kittens.
The Entomophagy cuisine was quite nasty but very nutritious, if not peculiar.
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[Celadon's Penultimate]

Ugh, these last sentences!

[WonderDrow]

"Demons love it"


Hey can't expect a story like that to steer in one direction with so many captains turning the weel.

It won't only follow a curvy route, at some times that ship might dive or jump the waves to achieve it's final harbour.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yecch...

[Myself]

"when by chance"

I would like you all to know that the last full paragraph of this story has made me convulse uncontrollably with laughter. I hope you are pleased with yourselves.

[WonderDrow]

"mealworm flavored delights"

Btw, the production of bug food is several times more efficient than the production of meat.
So don't be surprised when someday you'll be served a Mc Beetle Burger.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

should be served

(Why don't you guys ever end the sentence when I put a period?)

[WonderDrow]

(period corrected in the recap)

". Without need for"

[Myself]

"sauces such as"

I know about the edible insect concept. It's an extremely efficient form of food production. The shells could also be used to manufacture bioplastics.

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

"the craving for"

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

"disfavoring human meat"

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

"to their BMI."

BMI = Body Massacre Index

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[WonderDrow]

"as the solution"