What, a crush? Uburra-Namall handles crushes like Aphrodite handles crushes. Those she doesn't laugh into two-inch-tall-ness, she loves and then leaves.
And heaven forbid he be a stalker, or try to be possessive. Even HARGONON wouldn't be dumb enough to go there...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)