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Marvelous Miscreant
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I remain silent......
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"Ahhhh, I protect my face with my hands as a squirrel lunges at me. Poof, it disitegrates into dust as it collides with my hand."
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I throw a 'Razor Rain' that I created from my sand-pack sand at the squirrels which either destroys or disables them of flight.
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"Sir, I would ask you to put down that gun. Immediately." I said, as civilly as possible. When they refused I turned my right arm into a whip and my left into a collection of green crystals. They look shocked and raised the gun to shoot. But I shot a crystal into the barrel. It was knocked from his hand, and I lashed out with my right arm, forming a large hand out of the liquid, and pinned them to the wall.

"You will tell no one you saw us, or my friend, the Darmanite over there. You will not mention, or even infer that we had been here. If you do not comply, I will simply put you into what I call "stasis". I envelope you, then turn that part of me into crystal. You would be stuck for quite a while. Do you understand?" After they nodded hurriedly, I dropped him.

"Does the phone here still work?"

"Yes." They replied in a frightened tone. I called the EDF about someone being attacked by Darmanites, and told them to bring medical help as they seem traumatized.

"Walking back to Zale and Philote, Zale asked about them not finding any Darmantes.

"Oh, there will be Darmanites, we just have to go get them. Maybe if they do see us before we get away, they'll think we're heroes for fighting them. Likely not though." I walked out the door, and seeing a small group of scouts come around a corner, I filled one of them with crystals. The others started firing at me, but I just blocked this.

"Try to only harm them, or kill to get them angry. We want them to call in reinforcements and still be here, or just have been finished off when the EDF get here. Philote, you might want to fall back, or they might call in about a traitor." I then proceeded to knock them all flying backwards with a whip.
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I decide to take the mans gun, considering that it probably isn't safe to leave it with him after what just happened.

I move upstairs so I won't be seen and try to take out those on the street.
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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"You got that right." I say panting as well,
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I look around and realise I'm standing in a pile of disintegrated squirrel dust. "Ewwwwwww....."
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"Well this proves it,my life sucks" I've been running for days straight, god knows why I haven't passed out yet, I've been attacked bya mob of aliens,  a pack of mutatted bob cats, and I'm eating what I can only assume to be a mutated squirrel. I bite of one of the furry creatures multiple limbs only to realize that it  wasn't finished roasting over the jerry  rigged campfire, oh yeah, and to top it all i\of i'm hearing voices. Great just great, freaking safe haven my %(& probably an alien sending messages for a human Bar BQ. I hear a rustling to my left and instatnly toss an alluminum base ball bat in the direction fo the noise. A split second later I hear a splat, and feel a few chunks of skin and blood splatter the side of my shirt. I turn right to see a mutant bob catk's corpse pinned to a tree by the bat, which was lodged in the center of it''s skull. A second later growls and hisses from the forest, accompanied by a smell that can only be described as three month old rotting fish mixed with wet dog fur. "Great guess it's back to running again." I pushed myself off the gorund unlodging the bat from the tree as I went,  and made my way to the tree tops.
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"I'll be happy once we're out of this forrest. There are way too many animals here." I trudge forward disintegrating the undergrowth as I go.
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For the second time today, I ducked to avoid being zapped to death.

I tried to charge, only really managing a ducking and swerving attempt at forward movement. Then I just decided to solve my problems in what was becoming the usual manner.

The asphalt below began to sizzle and the air around me seemed to try to move away from me. One Darmanite stopped to stare at some beeping device, then looked back at me.

Oh course, this is when the air began to blaze.

I'm not sure what that must have looked like to them, but the sight of a flaming figure running towards you unnerves most species.
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I used the rifle to attack what looked like to be the leaders of enemy group, and to assist my allies if they got in trouble, until I ran out of ammo.

It took a moment for me to realize, with the noise from the fighting going on, but I noticed the sound of a siren and it dawned on me that the military was closing in.

I yelled downstairs, "We need to get out of here!"
Romans 8:31 What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

1 Corinthians 13:1-3 If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.
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Marvelous Miscreant
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"Sure, fun....I just vaporised squirrels with my bare hands, fun isn't the word I would use."
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"Indeed", I say as I slip my gloves back on.
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'Head for that town the voice....Prime...talked about. But I don't know exactly where it is.
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